kicked out of college...

mate i go for mitigating circumstances every year, they fall for it, just make random crap up if you dont want to go into your family problems exactly, hold tight g

say you had swine flu but because of the over-reaction you were scared you've been undergoing tami floo injections and have been given the all clear to go back to school and if you have to get a doctors note or something you can buy one of ebay or photoshop one, plus if they ring your parents to check it out i would hire actors or convince your parents so you can take the tests

Idea just came to me i have never used this idea before so take caution