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How long do you spend on the toilet...

... when you poo? :P

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Reply 1
Depends if I'm on my phone or not.
Depends if I'm at work or home.

At home, no more than five minutes. My time is precious.

At, any where up to 30 minutes. I'm paid to poo.

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About 10 mins on average, a lot of my thinking is done on the toilet :holmes:
usually <10mins but if everyone's out i take the laptop leave the door open and make a real day of it
Reply 5
20/30 secs doing the poo. 10/15 mins mucking about on my phone will sitting there.

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Reply 6
Original post by Spock's Socks
20/30 secs doing the poo. 10/15 mins mucking about on my phone will sitting there.

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Haha, yeh that's about the same! :P
Unless I have something to think about, usually about 5-10 minutes if doing #2.
Reply 8
A few minutes. Slides right out.
Reply 9
10 minutes on average.
Depending on whether I bought my phone and laptop in with me anywhere from 30 secs to 10 minutes
I like to take 10 to 15 minutes.
Original post by Spock's Socks
20/30 secs doing the poo. 10/15 mins mucking about on my phone will sitting there.

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ONLY 20/30 secs for a poo!? WTH Haha.
Is it like a consecutive stream of pellets for 10/15 secs followed by 10/15 secs of erupting gas? :eviltongue::laugh:


Original post by Martina_
10 minutes on average.


Much better average.

Hehe.
Reply 13
Original post by MidnightDream
Depending on whether I bought my phone and laptop in with me anywhere from 30 secs to 10 minutes


Laptop? Lol
At home i can be in an out in a couple of minutes. At work, I take my phone with google books installed and give it about 15mins or so. Currently reading 1984.
Original post by MidnightDream
Depending on whether I bought my phone and laptop in with me anywhere from 30 secs to 10 minutes


30 seconds? Do you even wipe?
30mins
i usually sit there contemplating life
and count the tiles
Original post by Jubz1
Laptop? Lol


Yurp, usually only when I'm watching a video or something though - just bring it in and use the sink as a table :teehee:

Original post by JindleBrey
30 seconds? Do you even wipe?


Of course I do :laugh:
well usually about 1/2hr - 45mins. only because i'm on my phone though :P
Reply 19
Often like 20 minutes. I didn't choose the IBS life...

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