Post your funniest Yo mama joke.

Here's a couple.

Yo mama's so hairy, she has sideburns on her ankles
Yo mama's so short, that when it rains, she's the last person to know.

Yo mama's so poor that she takes out food bowls when it's chilly outside.

Reply 1

Rum Ham

20

Yo mama so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "we don't do livestock"

Reply 2

Truthteller10

OP

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Original post by Spock's Socks

Yo mama so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "we don't do livestock"

LOL.

Yo mama's so ghetto that she has koolaid coming out of her breasts when she breastfeeds.

Reply 3

SoDoneWithSchool

11

Yo mama so fat, when she sits round the house, she REALLY sits round the house

Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Good old year 7 memories :colonhash:

Reply 4

thefatone

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Original post by Truthteller10

Here's a couple.

Yo mama's so hairy, she has sideburns on her ankles
Yo mama's so short, that when it rains, she's the last person to know.

Yo mama's so poor that she takes out food bowls when it's chilly outside.

That's the joke

Spoiler

Reply 5

Laomedeia

21

Your mama so fat scientists recently observed gravitational waves coming from her ass.
Your mama so fat that she influences the tide when at the beach.

Reply 6

581371

17

Yo mama so fat I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas

Reply 7

soIiIoquy

19

yo mama so fat that when she sat on an iphone it turned into an ipad.

yo mama so ugly that when she joined the ugly contest they said "sorry no professionals."

Reply 8

Bang Outta Order

20

Ya mam is so stupid she had you.

Reply 9

Eternalflames

17

Yo mama so skinny, she has run around the shower to get wet

Yo mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Atlantic ocean

Reply 10

Eternalflames

17

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper

Yo mama so short, she drives hot wheels

Reply 11

ForestShadow

22

yo mama so fat, the scale number is still going up after 10 yrs
yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, all of LOTR and all 7 harry potters and all 7 fast and furious episodes were missed