Now I have no food left in the house apart from chips and my wallet is lost/stolen and I have no money. If it's not been handed into reception and I have to get a new card I will be living off of that bag of chips for at least 5 days until I get the new one.
Can't you ask to borrow money from your friends? I'm sure they would give you enough for food (or give you some of their food) if you promised to pay them back when you get your new card.
Can't you ask to borrow money from your friends? I'm sure they would give you enough for food (or give you some of their food) if you promised to pay them back when you get your new card.
Yeah, I agree, I've been there, don't sit with nothing, mate!
For breakfast I just had some wondrous lumps of gold.
Look at 'em. Golden Nuggets are so freaking golden they're like teeth-eroding radioactive yellow balls of INCREDIBLE.
I didn't think people still wrote stuff like this on a forum.
I can just imagine some guy sitting in his flat, reading all the topic titles, like "What is the most delicious food?" and thinking, "Oh, GOD, this is going to be hilarious, I'm going to write something that's totally NOT delicious." Then they proceed into the topic and write "Vomit". Then they go into the thread saying "Post a picture of someone you're attracted to", and think, "HAWHAW, I'm going to post a picture of someone that's totally NOT attractive, this is going to be HILARIOUS." And then posts said picture.
It's just tired. If you're going to attempt comedy, at least TRY.
I didn't think people still wrote stuff like this on a forum.
I can just imagine some guy sitting in his flat, reading all the topic titles, like "What is the most delicious food?" and thinking, "Oh, GOD, this is going to be hilarious, I'm going to write something that's totally NOT delicious." Then they proceed into the topic and write "Vomit". Then they go into the thread saying "Post a picture of someone you're attracted to", and think, "HAWHAW, I'm going to post a picture of someone that's totally NOT attractive, this is going to be HILARIOUS." And then posts said picture.
It's just tired. If you're going to attempt comedy, at least TRY.
But it was wholly disappointing. I don't know what I'm expecting really, since they totally changed the childhood recipe that was like crack cocaine to me, leading me to open and then consume an entire box of the regular-sized ones (I was an overweight kid. I know this comes as no surprise).
But these Jumbo ones taste even... well, BLANDER than the small ones do now, too, and the shortcake is anaemic and sand-tasting. The chocolate isn't the chunky, wavy dairy milk I've grown accustomed to. Why do you continue to rape my nostalgia, Cadbury?
So, after a few bites, I felt unfulfilled, chucked it, and had a JAM MALLOW instead.
Holy Coconuts, now THAT was a nostalgia trip worth having. These bad boys kick the shizzle to the dizzle, whatever that means.