Here is a list:
You know you lived in spain when:-
1) You think adding lemonade, fanta or even coke to red wine is perfectly acceptable. Especially at lunch time.
2) You can't get over how early bars & clubs shut back home - surely they're shutting just as you should be going out?
3) You aren't just surprised that the plumber/decorator has turned up on time, you're surprised he turned up at all.
4) You've been part of a botellon.
5) You think it's fine to comment on everyone's appearance.
6) Not giving every new acquaintance dos besos seems so rude.
7) You're shocked by people getting their legs out at the first hint of sun - surely they should wait until at least late June?
8) On msn you sometimes type 'jajaja' instead of 'hahaha'
9) You think the precious aceite is a vital part of every meal. And don't understand how anyone could think olive oil on toast is weird.
10) You're amazed when TV ad breaks last less than half an hour, especially right before the end of films.
11) You forget to say please when asking for things - you implied it in your tone of voice, right?
12) You love the phenomenon of giving 'toques' - but hate explaining it in English
14) You don't see sunflower seeds as a healthy snack - they're just what all the cool kids eat.
15) You know what a pijo is and how to spot one.
16) Every sentence you speak contains at least one of these words: 'bueno,' 'coño,' 'vale,' 'venga,' 'pues nada'...
17) You know what 'resaca' means. And you had one at least once a week when you lived in Spain.
18) You know how to eat boquerones.
19) A bull's head on the wall of a bar isn't a talking point for you, it's just a part of the decor.
20) You eat lunch after 2pm & would never even think of having your evening meal before 9.
21) You know that after 2pm there's no point in going shopping, you might as well just have a siesta until 5 when the shops re-open.
22) If anyone insults your mother, they better watch out...
23) You know how to change a bombona. And if you don't, you were either lazy or lucky enough to live somewhere nice.
24) You're either a Los Serrano person or an Aqui no hay quien viva person.
25) You don't accept beer that's anything less than ice-cold.
26) The fact that all the male (or female) members of a family have the same first name doesn't surprise you.
27) The sound of mopeds in the background is the soundtrack to your life.
28) You know that the mullet didn't just happen in the 80s. It is alive and well in Spain.
29) You know the differenc between cojones and cajones, tener calor and estar caliente, bacalao and bakalao...and maybe you learned the differences the hard way!
30) On a Sunday morning, you have breakfast before going to bed, not after you get up.
31) You don't see anything wrong with having a couple of beers in the morning if you feel like it.
32) Floors in bars are an ideal dumping ground for your colillas, servilletas etc. Why use a bin?!
33) You see clapping as an art form, not just a way to express approval.
34) You know ensaladilla rusa has nothing to do with Russia.
35) When you burst out laughing every time you see a Mitsubishi Pajero (thanks Stuart Line for reminding me of that one!)
36) You have friends named Jesus, Jose Maria, Maria Jose, Angel, maybe even Inmaculada Concepcion...
you take off the silencer off your 50cc moped to make it louder and more sport-bike like
You refer to the language as "castellano" instead of "espanol".
"While driving, you think red lights are just fancy spot lights to enlighten your drive through the city"
when u see an indicator as really cool retro accesori not a turning aid
...you think it's normal that people sit on chairs outside their house in the street during summer, watching the telly brought up to the front door...
...you think that queueing in order-of-arrival to buy a cinema ticket is old-wordly quaint...
...you've been to concerts where the length of the speeches by local dignitaries is greater than the total length of the music performance itself...
You regard green olives or crisps as a bad choice of tapas!
the site of a mullet and "man purse" no longer causes you to look twice...
You think that yelling "Mariiiiiaaaaaaaa" or beeping your car's horn from the street to let someone know you've arrived at their flat (and they're on the 6th floor) is normal behaviour
When you get off the public bus, you realise that you have teribble headache. (specially here in Andalucia)
....... it is acceptable to sit next to an old sweaty hairy man by the name of Juan, while eating your lunch because tapas is always best where the taxi drivers eat!
when you get invited to lunch and your host insits on picking you up in their car with air con,because if you walk for even 30 seconds in the sun you will die a horrible death.....and you only live 20 metres away
..when you think putting on your hazard lights means you can ignore all driving laws.
At the airport you find yourself asking the customs officials if they can bend the rules a little and let you go through with 3 kilos of chorizo.
You've been sitting on a bus only for the driver to park and go for a cortado and a cigarette
You know that embarazada does NOT mean embarrassed!!
.... nor does it seem strange to see all the children in one family wearing matching clothes..... and even the parents!
When you start to think that Jamón is a cure-all remedy and all problems in life can be solved by eating it.......
- When you have been forced to agree that people from the south are much friendlier than people from the north.
...you aren't surprised when you see a 4 year old lighting and throwing a firework.
You know you have lived in Spain a long time when your non-Spanish friends think you shout and you think they whisper.
...you've listened the complete kiss FM's musical batch at least 50 times.
There are kids playing in the streets at 1am and nobdy goes looking for them as you know they are ok!
male Teenagers and men, shave their hair off their legs
Guys wearing earings are muy macho
You are perfecty fine with the fact that 99% of guys in the beach have got their chests perfecty shaved and moistured with a sunbathing oil, that gives this marvelous, shiny effect that leaves no girl ambivalent
you know you've lived in spain when you know the difference between jamon serrano and jamon iberico!
when you have a serious craving for horchata de chufa at 3 in the morning.
You realise that there were in fact several thousand Virgin Marys, and not just the one. You also have to pick a favourite.
When you go to a chiringuito and ask "¿qué tienen?" and the waiter takes a deep breath and starts to sing the whole menu out in 30 seconds and you only really catch the last thing he said... "y rosada frita, ¿qué desean?"...