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  1. Leon Trotsky's Avatar
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    Sex with vacuum cleaners.
    Sex with vacuum cleaners is referenced countless times on TV and in films, but is it actually safe? There's a Henry Hoover in our closet which is outside my bedroom and it's been giving me the eye all day. I'm half tempted to go over and give it a good rogering, but I'm scared that it'll do damage to my little general. Will it?

    Thank you in advance,

    Addzter.
  2. Manitude's Avatar
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    Re: Sex with vacuum cleaners.
    Best.
    Thread.
    EVAR.
  3. FMFChris's Avatar
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    Re: Sex with vacuum cleaners.
    Only if you're doing anal.
  4. lella_m's Avatar
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    (Original post by johnbergqvist)
    x
    Ask him ^

    http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/priv...newpm&u=201713
  5. shygirl18's Avatar
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    Re: Sex with vacuum cleaners.
    Hey can we get one of these threads for the girls going as well?
  6. presh5's Avatar
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    Re: Sex with vacuum cleaners.
    HAHA!! LOVE this!!
  7. In2deep's Avatar
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    Re: Sex with vacuum cleaners.
    (Original post by Addzter)
    Sex with vacuum cleaners is referenced countless times on TV and in films, but is it actually safe? There's a Henry Hoover in our closet which is outside my bedroom and it's been giving me the eye all day. I'm half tempted to go over and give it a good rogering, but I'm scared that it'll do damage to my little general. Will it?

    Thank you in advance,

    Addzter.
    My threads are better :hand:
  8. Fusion's Avatar
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    Re: Sex with vacuum cleaners.
    WORST
    Thread
    EVAR

    What happened to the funny troll, ffs?
  9. Blueflare's Avatar
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    Re: Sex with vacuum cleaners.
    :lolwut:
  10. Ebony19's Avatar
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    Re: Sex with vacuum cleaners.
    I'm sorry but have you ever looked down the pipe, or put your finger in it to see all the **** that gets caught stuck to the insides of the pipe...if you want your willy to get infected then fine...roger that.
  11. Leon Trotsky's Avatar
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    Re: Sex with vacuum cleaners.
    (Original post by In2deep)
    My threads are better :hand:
    I did enjoy your nose rape one. It was inspired.
  12. ThinkingThoughts's Avatar
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    Re: Sex with vacuum cleaners.
    (Original post by Addzter)

    Sex with vacuum cleaners is referenced countless times on TV and in films, but is it actually safe? There's a Henry Hoover in our closet which is outside my bedroom and it's been giving me the eye all day. I'm half tempted to go over and give it a good rogering, but I'm scared that it'll do damage to my little general. Will it?

    Thank you in advance,

    Addzter.
    Dyson is more partial to this kind of buggery, Henry is quite the little conservative.
  13. Vybz Kartel's Avatar
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  14. DaveSmith99's Avatar
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    Re: Sex with vacuum cleaners.
    Your mother is going to be in for a nasty surprise when she cleans it out.
  15. Leon Trotsky's Avatar
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    Re: Sex with vacuum cleaners.
    (Original post by lella_m)
    Ask him ^

    http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/priv...newpm&u=201713
    Done'd
  16. ABCI23's Avatar
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    Re: Sex with vacuum cleaners.
    You could also try teabagging a Dyson airblade.
  17. Merlinn's Avatar
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    Re: Sex with vacuum cleaners.
    everyone is doing that
  18. BlackVenom321's Avatar
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    Re: Sex with vacuum cleaners.
    LOL you must be desperate....man and machine?..go for it anyway just for lulz
  19. + polarity -'s Avatar
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    Re: Sex with vacuum cleaners.
    Honestly? It seems pretty dangerous to me, unless you have a really low wattage hoover. You wouldn't want a venous leak, would you?
  20. Bella Occhi's Avatar
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    Re: Sex with vacuum cleaners.
    Only if you're prepared to have that face staring at you while you're jerking off.

    It'll be in your nightmares.
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