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Original post by dmz
has your mum recovered from our butt****ing session last night? Can she sit or lie on her back yet?
you tell him, demi. That is the way.
Original post by j.emilylala
Actually, women want another CHILD not to go through hours of pain again.
The hours of pain endured through labour is worth it in the end, but does not make it any less painful.
The hours of pain endured through labour is worth it in the end, but does not make it any less painful.
i reckon women are bluffing when it comes to the whole childbirth pain thing
oh and question. were you hanging out the back of it? all week?
Original post by Steevee
Wrong.
This can be settled simply. Women after child brith, often want to and go on to have another child.
After being kicked in the balls, no man wants it to happen again.
Question resolved.
This can be settled simply. Women after child brith, often want to and go on to have another child.
After being kicked in the balls, no man wants it to happen again.
Question resolved.
Wrong.
Women have a hormone which enables them to forget the pain of labour.
BOOM! Biology.
Original post by firestar101
you tell him, demi. That is the way.
Haha i hate relationships but that's a pretty tight thing to do. His roommate must be a pussy tho cos I'd pretty much wring his neck then kick the bitch out naked
Original post by Architecture-er
Sorry to be 'Capt. Pedantic' (
), but technically that's Sherlock Holmes, not Inspector Poirot 
), but technically that's Sherlock Holmes, not Inspector Poirot i know the smiley is sherlock but i thought he was a bit too mainstream
*insert hipster cat meme*
Original post by FailWhale
yeah it did, literally not even an hour ago.
That's impossible, your first post was more than an hour before this one.
Original post by Steevee
Wrong.
This can be settled simply. Women after child brith, often want to and go on to have another child.
After being kicked in the balls, no man wants it to happen again.
Question resolved.
This can be settled simply. Women after child brith, often want to and go on to have another child.
After being kicked in the balls, no man wants it to happen again.
Question resolved.
OF COURSE childbirth is more painful. That's just a sexist joke that men use to troll women (if that is what you're doing, then as you were)
Original post by Steevee
Wrong.
This can be settled simply. Women after child brith, often want to and go on to have another child.
After being kicked in the balls, no man wants it to happen again.
Question resolved.
This can be settled simply. Women after child brith, often want to and go on to have another child.
After being kicked in the balls, no man wants it to happen again.
Question resolved.
Well, it's not really question solved, is it? Considering getting a kick in the balls doesn't involve gaining a child.
Original post by Drumzilla
i know the smiley is sherlock but i thought he was a bit too mainstream
*insert hipster cat meme*
*insert hipster cat meme*
*Entertained by hipster cat meme*
Pics or it didn't happen...
Original post by j.emilylala
Actually, women want another CHILD not to go through hours of pain again.
The hours of pain endured through labour is worth it in the end, but does not make it any less painful.
The hours of pain endured through labour is worth it in the end, but does not make it any less painful.
Original post by MJHERBZ
Wrong.
Women have a hormone which enables them to forget the pain of labour.
BOOM! Biology.
Women have a hormone which enables them to forget the pain of labour.
BOOM! Biology.
Psst. Guys. Sarcasm....
But I still maintain a swift one to the nutsack is worse. I wouldn't take a smack to the balls to have a kid.
Original post by Steevee
Psst. Guys. Sarcasm....
But I still maintain a swift one to the nutsack is worse. I wouldn't take a smack to the balls to have a kid.
But I still maintain a swift one to the nutsack is worse. I wouldn't take a smack to the balls to have a kid.
but are guys kicked in the balls once a month?
Original post by j.emilylala
but are guys kicked in the balls once a month?
Hmm. I'd say I take a sack tap about once a month.
Original post by bex1991
omg u hit a girl, u should be locked away man!!
shutup.
Original post by Steevee
Hmm. I'd say I take a sack tap about once a month.
Lol, seriously? does your girlfriend suffer from pms?
Original post by j.emilylala
Lol, seriously? does your girlfriend suffer from pms?
Ohh. Not from her. Best believe I'd be outta there
From various friends, or inanimate objects that seem to have a vendetta against me.
Original post by Steevee
Ohh. Not from her. Best believe I'd be outta there
From various friends, or inanimate objects that seem to have a vendetta against me.
From various friends, or inanimate objects that seem to have a vendetta against me.
Lol. friends. and you must be a really unfortunate, clumsy person... but still, my point stands.
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