Uganda is building a space shuttle

A lack of local facilities is hampering the project and I asked Chris how he plans to simulate zero gravity, for example, in Kampala.
"Easy" he said. "I've got a jet engine on order so I'm planning to build a tunnel, put the engine at one end and when I throw a guy in he'll float in a similar way to how he would in space."

they begin work on a shuttle which they hope will send a Ugandan cosmonaut into space

dont you mean

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This is ridiculous. There's an entire section on their site where they publicly accuse deformed humans of being alien/human hybrids.

http://www.ugandanway.com/

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/9573163.stm

And we don't even have an independent rocket!

http://www.ugandanway.com/public/displayimage.php?album=random&cat=0&pos=-6

Personal fave.

I just rang that number and the guy said something that was also devoid of comic value?

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Why does my country always do this?

they don't even have no ****ing astronauts

Nine positive reps and counting say otherwise.

Well done, now go and play with lee nelson and all the other retarded children.