After telling someone the degree you study, what is their response?

I just get people saying 'me too', followed by awkward silence when I tell them I'm a psych student because our Uni has so many psychology students.

Whereabouts are you?

Usually a disbelieving look Its normally on nights out that people ask me, and I'm dressed in a little short skirt, drunk etc. so when I say I do medicine people do not seem too convinced. Although actually it tends to be guys who do that, most girls are just like 'ooh you must be really clever!' Too which I respond awkwardly with something like 'supposedly '

Well I am studying sociology, so I am sure you can imagine I tend to get responses such as;

Oh through clearing?... Shame

Does that even count as a degree?

You will end up nowhere!

etc... etc...
I just laugh it off now and say something along the lines of;
I don't come into your line of work and tell you how to suck .... so don't try tell me how to go about my career!

Im doing Business Studies, and their response usually is 'are you going to run your own business?'. My answer - no, because ive seen the large amount of cr@p you have to organise, deal with and i can't be bothered with it.

Animal Behaviour (its really just Zoology, a bit misleading I suppose)

"what is my dog thinking when he is watching tv?"
"how can I tell if my hamster is sad?"

That sort of thing.

Then if I tell them that is basically Zoology

"So you want to work in a zoo?"

So you don't want to work in a zoo?

Does anybody else get a 'typical' response?

I study psychology and almost laugh to myself before mentioning this, simply because I know full well that they will respond by saying something along the lines of; "Oooh, don't figure me out!", "better watch what I say around you then, eh!". Makes me feel like a right manipulative cow!

Anyone else have similar retorts?

Could see myself working in a zoo actually, it's probably pretty cool.
(But how dare you ask me that!!!)

Medical Student: I'm a Med Student.

Person: O' rly? Can you check out my rash?

Medical Student:

"Ahhhh, so you're studying herbs?"

"Why the hell did you just mention astrophysics? Are you st00pid????"

"So you're studying biology?" That one gets me quite a lot.

I want to do my degree in Natural Sciences.