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Original post by Spontogical
The fittest guy in this fred. :smug:


:gasp:
Ooh la la mia :mmm:
Oh sweet jesus
Reply 3063
I don't think I could have put it better myself morris :facepalm:
Original post by Deyesy
I don't think I could have put it better myself morris :facepalm:


Why do I feel mean then? Or am I just in automatic anti troll mode?
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Original post by morris743
Why do I feel mean then? Or am I just in automatic anti troll mode?


I'd say the latter. I thought exactly the same when I saw the post. My face was ':lolwut:' in real.
Reply 3066
Original post by jay_man
Help!!

I'm a 23 year old male.

I studied at Manchester Met Uni but never found a girlfriend (i know ) I moved from Stoke which is where I grew up.

The thing is previous to that I had a girlfriend for 3 years who was very strict religiously and we only ever kissed.

I am working now in HR in Central Manchester for a lawyers firm.
The thing is I'm having a really hard time everytime I get close to a girl and tell her I'm a virgin she backs off.

Help!! What can I do?? And how am I going to overcome this? I'm not the kind of guy that on a night out will take a girl back so I have no way around this problem

Thanks xx


I have the perfect solution. Don't tell them you're a virgin. Instead brag about how many women you banged while you were at uni. Then she'll believe you're a total stud and want to be your girlfriend and have lots of sex with you. This is guaranteed to work.

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Original post by Deyesy
I'd say the latter. I thought exactly the same when I saw the post. My face was ':lolwut:' in real.


Same, though I am ugly so yeh.
Reply 3068
Original post by morris743
Same, though I am ugly so yeh.


Well we don't know what you look like, so we can't comment :facepalm:
Original post by Deyesy
Well we don't know what you look like, so we can't comment :facepalm:


lol
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Original post by morris743
lol


We win.
Original post by Deyesy
We win.


The world is full of losers. Unless your name is me :smug:
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Original post by morris743
The world is full of losers. Unless your name is me :smug:


Your name is morris not me :colonhash:
Original post by Deyesy
Your name is morris not me :colonhash:


What's your poinjt? You don't even know 'me'. Pity tha fool.
Reply 3074
Original post by morris743
What's your poinjt? You don't even know 'me'. Pity tha fool.


I wouldn't want to know you blud.
Original post by Deyesy
I wouldn't want to know you blud.


Who is you?
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Original post by morris743
Ooh la la mia :mmm:


:confused:
Original post by mia )
:confused:


I know what you look likeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Reply 3078
Original post by morris743
I know what you look likeeeeeeeeeeeeee


oh :colondollar:
now its your turn :tongue:
Original post by mia )
oh :colondollar:
now its your turn :tongue:


You don't want to see my 16 year old self :colonhash:

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