Girlfriend wanted

shadenperera

I want a girlfriend so badly

Reply 1

PrincePauper

Original post by shadenperera

I want a girlfriend so badly

Make a blog of your struggles on tumblr. Can see it being entertaining

Reply 2

Zarek

So, what are you doing to achieve this laudable aim ?

cool story bro

Put an ad in the newspaper?

Reply 5

IFoundWonderland

Original post by The_Dragonborn

Put an ad in the newspaper?

I think that's what this is.....

Reply 6

The_Dragonborn

Original post by ILovePancakes

I think that's what this is.....

Ah, ok. I meant the local paper.

Reply 7

IFoundWonderland

Original post by The_Dragonborn

Ah, ok. I meant the local paper.

You have to pay for that. Might as well order a prostitute and ask for the 'girlfriend package'.

Reply 8

michaelhaych

Some women are willing to offer services similar to those offered by a girlfriend in exchange for money, you should check them out

Reply 9

The_Dragonborn

Original post by ILovePancakes

You have to pay for that. Might as well order a prostitute and ask for the 'girlfriend package'.

But with the paper he might get more than one "applicant". With an escort, it's just one bang.

Reply 10

xDave-

I thought this was going to be a hilarious, job advertisement-style request for a girlfriend, but I leave this thread now completely disappointed.

pick meee!!

Original post by The_Dragonborn

But with the paper he might get more than one "applicant". With an escort, it's just one bang.

He'd probs have to pay for them as well as the advert.

Reply 13

EllieC130

Yeah well I want a boyfriend (not from tsr though lol); I've already established I'm currently too irritating. Given this thread, maybe you should make this realisation too XD

Arrgh

I want a boyfriend. ****ing hate being single. Sometimes you just want someone who'll stay up late to talk to you and just to get affection from someone who isn't your mother (I do love my mum though :smile:

Reply 16

DCFCfan4eva

Original post by shadenperera

I want a girlfriend so badly

Then go outside and talk to girls rather than posting pointless threads on TSR

Reply 17

Orthonym

Hey. That is a big mistake to make OP. Getting a girlfriend for the sake of getting a girlfriend. You make it about you and your ego. Once any girl notices that they will go running in the opposite direction. Honestly just chill and if you start to like a girl, actually stop and ask yourself: Do I actually like her, or do I just want any girl and she seems the most likely to go out with me?

Because if she's your girlfriend for 2 months you might start to get annoyed by her habits, start liking someone else, then get a bad reputation for breaking up with her for someone else ect.. so yeah just chill.