I think she wanted the Donald Duck, the spunk viper, the schlong, the bacon torpedo, the custard chucker, the one-eyed trouser-snake, the little gentleman in the purple pullover, the disco stick, the heat-seeking love-missile, the naked mole-rat, the love sausage, the paste pump, the anal spear, the action Arnold, the albino cave dweller, the beanpole, the luscious lollipop, the bearded burglar, the fairy cave invader, the candy cane, the spear wielding horse rider, the caped crusader, the diving rod, the executive staff member, the fallopian fiddler, the Girthy Mcgirth, the glue-stick, the hairy snake, the Jimmy Hang-Lo, the hooded warrior, the impregnator, the incredible bulk, the hymen hammer, the Johnny come-early, the jizz wiz, the little admiral, the Alabama blacksnake, the Bavarian beefstick, the upright citizen, the Richard Nixon, the zipper-ripper, the yoghurt hurler, Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret, the blue-veined jackhammer, the free willy, the Homo Erectus, the jiggling bone, Big Jim and The Twins, the clit tickler, the gentleman's pistol, the gag mallet, the zipper wookie, the wife's best friend, the vaginal depth detector, the twizzler of love, the red rocket, the red helmeted love warrior, the protein torpedo, Lord Biggus Dickus, the crotch cannon, Dora the anal explorer, the giant-sized man-thing, the heat seeking moisture-missile, the ambassador, He-Ham, Henry the Dog, King Dingaling, the ol' man milk dispenser, the mighty Joe Young, the one-eyed milkman, the.......you get the point.