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What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless..."
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"You're pointless..."
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Original post by EXTREMEninja
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The answer is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader.
The answer is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader.
This is 90 % of ChemEng books.
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i and e are having an arguement:
i says: "Be rational!"
e says "Get real!"
i says: "Be rational!"
e says "Get real!"
Original post by spanker
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
To get to the other side.
To get to the other side.
I think that's supposed to be "to get to the same side"...
(here's another one)
What do you call a space that's lengthy and boring?
Banal spaces.
(edited 9 years ago)
Joke
Einstein, pascal and Newton are playing hide and seek.
Einstein counts so Pascal and Newton hide. Pascal goes and find a great hiding spot whereas Newton just draws a square box around himself. Einstein finds Newton straight away and says,"you need to try harder
Newton responds by saying,"But you found Pascal, one Newton per metre square.
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Einstein, pascal and Newton are playing hide and seek.
Einstein counts so Pascal and Newton hide. Pascal goes and find a great hiding spot whereas Newton just draws a square box around himself. Einstein finds Newton straight away and says,"you need to try harder
Newton responds by saying,"But you found Pascal, one Newton per metre square.
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Chat up line
I'm like an asymptote, I get closer and closer but never touch.
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I'm like an asymptote, I get closer and closer but never touch.
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Original post by Trouty97
that's terrible
Original post by rayquaza17
that's terrible
I know right, maybe that's why it never works...
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Original post by cwi111
What's the difference between a PHD in Mathematics and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of 4.
A large pizza can feed a family of 4.
A Pizza gets eaten by girls too
Original post by cwi111
What's the difference between a PHD in Mathematics and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of 4.
A large pizza can feed a family of 4.
The full joke is here: https://i.imgur.com/r396dsr.jpg
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