I am thinking about going clubbing again, AMA?

The fact that i am 35 much older isn't the problem. What is a problem is that by sitting on the couch for the last month, i seem to have gotten really out of shape, and could use a week or three's training in the gym, to pump up, before i grace that pretty place again, okay?!?

Correct. Give that man a cookie....


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no but i did say i was considering renting one.....


i don't actually intend on getting off with anyone, but like everyone else has been saying, i'll be lucky if they let me in, let alone get lucky! Thanks for caring though?!?

mate went out yesterday, seriously everyone was mid 30s....... go for it. You'll love it!

Haha np, screw it though, you'll never know if you can get in if you don't try

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Thanks i don't know what i was thinking click baiting here on tsr, just to get my head ripped off yet again, by some young undergraduates?

mate if i saw you on a night out, no matter how many jagers id have necked, i would still be weirded out by you - youre way too old to go clubbing with 18-21 year olds, expect to get chucked out once the girls tell the bouncers how you keep stalking them

mate went out yesterday, seriously everyone was mid 30s....... go for it. You'll love it!

Honestly most white under 21 y/o girls know jack **** about dance music. They only go for the group and free drinks. The most clued up dancers are basically black veterans and football hooligans

Should we even allow the DJs in? Cos the majority of the really good ones are well over 40 now.

not where im from..? theyre usually 25 max

Thanks everyone, the most important thing is that i join a gym and lift some weights before hand, so that i can take these people in my stride, okay?

Give Vegas a go if you can. Mid 35 is the PRIME time to go. I went when i was 22 everyone was miles older but best club scene in the world, hands down.

I may have trouble getting a visa given my medical and criminal history. But even if we can go, how much would you say a ticket for three two adults one child, for a week or two, in a 3/4 star hotel in las vegas would cost roughly?

plus what are the door fees and drinks prices like, and could you go to vegas without gambling at all?

I am actually happy with my derby circuit at the moment, although i might want to got further afield ergo notts sheffiel, birmingham mancs and london, if i get the right chances. I think Derby is a good kick off point though because the club i have been going to, is nice and expensive, plus they have a strict dress code so you only really get rich working class people in there, if you get my drift?

They let me in though, because i gave the doorman a wedgie

are you married mate? probably wouldnt recommended vegas with a child as well lol.

Check out the other circuits, Derby is quite small. Most people come to Birmingham for a cheap night out, it's best in terms of crowd and value.

are you married mate? probably wouldnt recommended vegas with a child as well lol.

Check out the other circuits, Derby is quite small. Most people come to Birmingham for a cheap night out, it's best in terms of crowd and value.