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My friend calling me at home:
"Are you at home?"
"Is this based on a true story?"
While watching The Omen.
Reply 262
Is Auchswitz the capital of Germany?

and

Did the guy who created the calculator have to sit and type in every imaginable sum and answer into it?

hahahahahaha
CalB92

Did the guy who created the calculator have to sit and type in every imaginable sum and answer into it?

:rofl:

"Was Schindler a Jew?". This was at the end of the film.
"Why didn't Elizabeth I just have IVF treatment?"
Same person.
When at work i was at the till and a woman came to the till and asked "can you lend me a pound to buy a blunt"

Like sure...I'll just open up the till and give you some money to buy a blunt :rolleyes:
MathsStudent
When am I ever going to use algebra?

they are stupid offensive questions asked by idiots who are like english but take maths as it is such an amazing course

But unless you become a mathematician, scientist or engineer, when are you going to use algebra? Not such a stupid question, and I hardly see how it can be offensive.
Reply 266
''Is chicken native to Thailand?''
Whilst waiting at tube station...

Guy: "Excuse me, what's the time?" whilst wearing a watch himself
Me: "Cant you check yourself?"
Guy: Pulls out his mobile to check the time (using the hand with his watch on)
Me: "Whats wrong with your watch"
Guy: "Oh yeah, I forgot about that"
Reply 268
'Is IKEA a country?'
Other than

"are you asleep?? oi, oi. Oi. Oi, Fletch, oi"
*wakes* "what?"
"are you awake?"


the other pearl I sometimes get is

"do you work here?"

no I just love wearing this vile lime green shirt with the letters A, S, D and A down the side.
Reply 270
Whilst working in Sainsbury's with full uniform on :

"Do you work here,if you do can you show me to the Advent Calenders?"

lol
"When you're pregnant, do your periods stop or do you just miss one?"

And she was doing human biology A level.
Reply 272
" I know shes vegetarian, but chickens from a bird so thats alrite isnt it ? "
in ASDA dressed in a hoodie and skinny jeans

'excuse me do you work here? can you tell me where the milk is?' :facepalm:
Also in biology:
'how does the baby come out of a tiny little hole' :indiff:
Reply 275
starcarton
My friend turned round in a gcse revision class once and said "Is Australia in the north or south of Africa?" :rolleyes:


My dad had one similar. He has an australian drivers license and once he got stopped by the police. They asked him:

"is australia in the EU?"
My friend asked "Where's Malaria?" (We think sahe meant Malaysia)!
& "Is emo a race?"

I also get all the stupid "Can you see me?" questions whenever I take my glasses off so I normally apply with "Unfortuanatly, yes..."
where did the battle of lulworth occur?
[my friend on her birthday] whats the date today?

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