Make it More Ancient Egypt-ey !!

the bear

So in the US& A the 4th of November is King Tut Day :king1:

Let us dig up some wondrous puns to celebrate :h:

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Reply 1

The_Lonely_Goatherd

Chicken rameses - a yummy soup :colondollar:

Reply 2

the bear

Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd

Chicken rameses - a yummy soup :colondollar:

ramen to that Ma'am :girl:

you could have

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HGM

Reply 3

Fullofsurprises

Eyes Wide, Tut

Nefertiti in Pink

Toys are Horus

Seven Closely Related Brides for Seven Brothers

Reply 4

Trinculo

Canopic Jar of Hearts

Reply 5

the bear

Original post by Fullofsurprises

Eyes Wide, Tut

Nefertiti in Pink

Toys are Horus

Seven Closely Related Brides for Seven Brothers :rofl:

you have Set a high bar for the others Ma'am :girl:

4 x ww

Oscars for #1, #3, &, #4

Ashes for #1, #3, &, #4 :adore:

Nobel Prize for Ancient Egyptian Wordplay :congrats:

the people of Sphinx are lovin' it :h:

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Dames,
môreaand hou ons
ons jaarlikse liefdadigheid-twerkathon by die Winnie Mandela-parkour-sentrum.
Vanjaar gaan die opbrengs aan Professionele Trampolien-atlete in nood.
Soos jy jou kan voorstel, is hierdie stoere mannetjies en dames
het baie gely tydens lockdown en dit.
Met jou hulp kan hulle terugbons.
As jy wil deelneem aan die dans,
loer net saam ontvangs toe en gesels met groot Merinda.
Die inskrywingsfooi is rand 45.
Dit sluit 'n bak Denningvleis in
en soveel Spook en Diesel as wat jy kan drink.
As jy nie jou eie joga-broek het nie, kan jy 'n paar by groot M leen.
Sy maak hulle tuis van sebravel en lycra™.
Die knoppies is egte hiënatande.

Arnoux-Hansie Rynold Van Vollenhoven

Adjunk Assistent Bestuurder van dame dans en dit

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Reply 6

the bear

Original post by Trinculo

Canopic Jar of Hearts

thanks so much ma'at :yay:

this is perri amusing :teehee:

Oscar

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Reply 7

Surnia

Stuck in the Pyramiddle With You - Stealers Wheel

Mummy Mia - ABBA @The_Lonely_Goatherd

Strawberry Pharaoh - Simon & Garfunkel

Ankh You - Dido

A Tomb With a View by EM Forster

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the bear

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Reply 9

agent_duck343

Papyrus don’t preach - Madonna
Mona Giza - famous portrait

Reply 10

the bear

Original post by agent_duck343

Papyrus don’t preach - Madonna
Mona Giza - famous portrait

good work Ma'am :girl:

2 x ww

2 x Oscar

2 x HGM

2 x DP

Reply 11

Cote1

Original post by Surnia

Stuck in the Pyramiddle With You - Stealers Wheel

Mummy Mia - ABBA @The_Lonely_Goatherd

Strawberry Pharaoh - Simon & Garfunkel

Ankh You - Dido

A Tomb With a View by EM Forster

Well done. I was just about to post your last pun!

Reply 12

the bear

Original post by Surnia

Stuck in the Pyramiddle With You - Stealers Wheel

Mummy Mia - ABBA @The_Lonely_Goatherd

Strawberry Pharaoh - Simon & Garfunkel

Ankh You - Dido

A Tomb With a View by EM Forster

ankh you very much ma'at :girl:

7 x ww

7 x Oscar

7 x HGM

Jules Rimet Trophy for #1, #2, & .#3 :congrats:

Ladies Rosebowl Trophy for Pharaonic Punnage :adore:

the people of Sphinx are spilling their Witblits :afraid:

Dames,
dalk het jy jou kappie misgelê ?
Groot Dolinde die giermeisie het een gekry
vanoggend vroeg agter die ossehok.
Dit was langs 'n meneer se mokorotlo.
As jy hierdie item wil herwin
loer net saam ontvangs toe en kry
'n diskrete geselsie met groot Marene.
Sy kyk daarna in haar spesiale kas,
saam met baie ander tradisionele hoofbedekking-items,
musiekinstrumente en die meganiese meerkat.
Miskien sal jy verkies om die vlekke te verwyder
van jou kappie af voordat jy dit weer aansit ?
Vra net groot M vir 'n leen van haar Pledge™ 2-in-1 spuit
en die familie grootte brillo pad.

Zander Phillippus Van Der Smering

Adjunk Assistent Bestuurder van vermiste goed en dat

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