TSR 'Wit' Society

Someone needs to start of some kind of mud-slinging extravaganza to allow the true wit of prospective members to shine through in their scathing rebuffs, etc.

Someone needs to start of some kind of mud-slinging extravaganza to allow the true wit of prospective members to shine through in their scathing rebuffs, etc.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to watch Hollyoaks, whilst texting.

And so, it begins. I, Self-Esteemed Founding Member, hereby proclaim the official TSR 'Wit' Society to have come into effect. Of course, I shall hereby make use of this opportunity to relinquish and and all claims of superiority which deign to be anything less than patently self-evident. I do this, in accordance with my peerless humility; not to mention, boundless and omnibenevolent wisdom.

But, enough modesty: this thread will serve as a proving ground, for would-be associates. They must engage in an epic duel of comebacks, to which we, the Mutually-Esteemed Brethren, shall bear witness. After a prolonged period, during which their manifold defects will be exposed to all and sundry for the purpose of rubbing with as much salt as we can muster, one of two outcomes will befall them: either, they are accepted; or, if not, they may subsequently proceed to self-euthanise in a manner of our choosing. Naturally, I characteristically espouse razor wire; but of course, such prerogatives are, as ever, open to innovation/interpretation/suggestion: gratuitous and unwarranted neg' repping may also be considered.

Once inaugurated, you are thenceforth free to include an appropriate acknowledgement, in your sig'. And remember, the immortal slogan: "Equal discrimination, for all"!

Why are you typing like a ponce?

Why are you typing like a ponce?

I would reply, but fear losing the many hundreds of rep points that I then stake. I'll leave this to Profesh.

to be fair, he may be a ponce. lets not judge him...

I am a self-confessed ponce. You may allocate positive rep', accordingly.

what's WIT? I sorta know what it is witty, but I cant explain it, how would you explain it?

A quality posessed by those in the wit society, by the very definition of the society.

Any more questions?

what's WIT? I sorta know what it is witty, but I cant explain it, how would you explain it?