Absolute Rubbish.
My friend's point here:
Originally Posted by HugoDuchovny
I for one agree with Grumpy Bear :
Seems like I’m one of the very few who found the London 2012 Olympics opening ceremony to be utter crap and about as entertaining as watching the freezer defrost. Switch on the TV and all you’ll hear are gushing media channels fawning over how great and amazing and wonderful the opening ceremony was, a spectacular success and a real triumph.
It’s the same with the printed press. Previously sceptical papers that couldn’t criticise the games hard enough as a monumental waste of money are now lavishing the plaudits on director Danny Boyle for putting on the Best Show Ever. Now I’ve nothing against Danny Boyle, he comes across as a very nice chap on TV but his films suck. Trainspotting was crap, a film about druggies interspersed with contemporary pop-culture references to make it cool, Slumdog Millionaire an overrated piece of melodramatic slush that has the same feel good factor you get with a kick to the groin and the less said about 127 Hours, the better. I’ll give him 28 Days Later though, that was a good movie.
Back to the feeble opening ceremony, there were precisely four, and only four, redeeming pieces; the opening sequence with James Bond and the Queen although it would have been a lot more entertaining if it really was Liz and the parachute failed to open; Mr Bean’s comedy skit; the soundtrack that showcased the best of British music talent despite the presence of the Sugababes; and finally Becks roaring up the Thames in a speedboat with the Olympic flame.
The rest of it was mostly mediocre multicultural claptrap; a mish-mash of potted history through the industrial revolution taking in Brunel that will have been lost on anyone who’s attended Britain’s finest dumbed-down educational establishments during the last 15 years; a homage to our very own NHS that not so much came across as a blatant piece of lefty propaganda as it did advertise to the world that the UK health service is free to all and everyone’s welcome; some rubbish new-age style arty dance crap that was accompanied by a singer nobody’s ever heard of warbling a funeral dirge; gangs of irritating teenage hoodies advertising the latest mobile phones and using social media to tell a pointless love story; and lets not forget the hordes of children that seemed to be peddled at every possible opportunity to perhaps invite sympathy or more accurately, ensure that the whole Olympics charade plays the cynical “games legacy for our kids” card full tilt. The NHS has nothing to do with the Olympics, and the whole world found that odd. 7/7 is important to remember, but still has no place in the Olympics. Besides, The commemorative dance was utterly rubbish and didn't do justice to 7/7. Furthermore, If something cultural was the target, surely doing pieces that symbolize the cultures of England, Scotland, Wales and N.Ireland would have been more globally understood, rather than history clips of British soap tv shows such as corrie and east enders which the world has no clue about.
The Sir Tim Berners-Lee tribute was a nice touch but even he must have felt a bit of berk sitting out there tapping on a keyboard in front of a global audience of billions. As for the flying Mary Poppins, cavorting imbeciles around the Maypole, embarrassingly twee costumes, Lord Voldemort wannabe, that stupid face sculpture thing made of what looked like string and the live farm, it was not so much a spectacle as it was a fine display of half-assed British eccentricity and drivel. Or to put it another way, there were more sheep in the audience than there were in that damn farm.
To cap things all off, that old geriatric duffer McCartney was wheeled out to sing off key and murder what little atmosphere remained in the stadium from a pliant crowd that would have been satisfied with a third rate Punch and Judy show. Why they have to get this old fool out at every opportunity singing the same tired old rubbish is a mystery although I suppose we should be grateful they didn’t go with the infinitely worse Rolling Stones. Why choose Arctic monkeys, who on a global scale are unheard of, surely Coldplay and Elton John would have been better, more melodic choices.
Mot atrocious of all though, was surely the daft decision to announce everything in French before English. WTF? It was an absolute disgrace and further proof if any is needed that the IOC is nothing more than a jumped up bureaucratic jolly for its members to swan around the world staying in the best hotels, dining on the finest food at the expense of the mug host country that’s been stupid enough to bid for the games and bow to their every whim.
Finally, it is tradition to expect one person to light the beacon and ideally somebody recognizable. The whole " giving it to the youth" idea was stupid and the world did not care to see some nobodies light the beacon. We did not outshine Beijing or Sydney. The Olympics is a global thing, the opening ceremony should mostly be something the world can relate to.
So in short then, hats off to Danny Boyle for organising what was largely a damp squid, the guy will definitely be knighted in the honours list and deserves to be for agreeing to stage this ridiculous waste-of-time extravaganza.
edit: I am not anti-London 2012, I'm simply disappointed. We could have done better.
I agree, it was nothing compared to India's or China's opening ceremonies. They even gave the Indians a very shot view clip and that was it. Only a second. To be honest, why put modern music into history? Why make Brunel and his followers dance? Why do all of that? Mind you, the special effects were brilliant. And the stadium surely should be bigger. If this was America hosting it, believe me, it'd be much bigger, more grandous, and more clever. I don't think the Chinese were impressed at all. Danny Boyle must have stolen ideas from both the nation's opening ceremony, hell, they didn't let the athletes go out at all! I mean, why was it in french? The French aren't hosting it. Most of the ceremony tired to show how great Britain was, how excellent they are, and really, the Olympics belong to them, and the rest of the world sucks. It had no personal collection of the world. And surely the Greeks should have gone first, they're the ones that started the whole thing anyway. President Jacque was right in saying that there should be respect. This is an international event, not a national event.