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Reply 102
Original post by TheSownRose
I said given, not paid for. :wink:


I know but it is difficult to collect over a million bucks worth of free stuff. It is still implausible.
Reply 103
I love how people have taken this article seriously and believe it to be true. 17 million videos and 600 million photos? I'd half wonder if google has enough space for this media, much less a 16 year old brazilian boy.

Troll on OP. Troll on
Reply 104
Original post by Aphotic Cosmos
"Luke, search your Hard Drives, you know you're into bondage."


I possibly shouldn't find this lad's death so funny :mmm:

Seriously though, I'm a little tempted to aim for 43 (without dying), just to show this amateur how it's done.



Edit: I apologise to the two people I may have offended. The story's probably made up, but if it is true then whilst I pity the death I can't be the only person who on first reading it found it to be a slightly funny way of meeting one's end.
(edited 12 years ago)
Reply 105
Just done a casual bit of maths.

Just taking the videos into account. He's been alive for 5840 days, assuming that he's been downloading rudey dudey videos (:giggle:) since the day he was born (unlikely), he downloads an average of 2 911 videos a day. I haven't even started on the 0.6 billion photos.

Sounds plausible :dots:
Original post by Craig_D
I possibly shouldn't find this lad's death so funny :mmm:

Seriously though, I'm a little tempted to aim for 43 (without dying), just to show this amateur how it's done.



Original post by maccy7
Just done a casual bit of maths.

Just taking the videos into account. He's been alive for 5840 days, assuming that he's been downloading rudey dudey videos (:giggle:) since the day he was born (unlikely), he downloads an average of 2 911 videos a day. I haven't even started on the 0.6 billion photos.

Sounds plausible :dots:


ZIP files. :borat:
So who the hell was counting?
Original post by guantanamera
the picture on the second site is brilliant. because i know when i'm randy, i start manically thrashing my room apart.


I meant to pos you, sorry. :colondollar:
Original post by TheSownRose
:rofl: I'd forgotten about that quote! Occam's Razor, I believe.


:yes:
You're good! I remember the days I could identify House episodes by their quotes! :moon:
Original post by Drapetomanic
So who the hell was counting?

Good point!
Original post by badumdumtscht
I meant to pos you, sorry. :colondollar:


Everytime I see your sig I laugh like an idiot! :rofl:
Original post by badumdumtscht
I meant to pos you, sorry. :colondollar:



oh it's on, like donkey kong :angry:
How do they know it was 42 times? what a scaremongering article (if it's not fake)
Reply 114
How can masturbation cause death? Did the orgasm, like, cause a heart attack? And how did they manage to pinpoint the exact number of times he masturbated.

EDIT: Yeah, it's probably not real, 17 million videos, and 600 million pictures, yeah right, the hard drive space required, if each video was 15mb (for simplicity's sake), that's 243 terabytes of video, and if each photo was, say, 0.6mb, that's 343TB, add it all up, and that's 586TB of porn! JAYZUZ. The avarage 3TB hard drive costs 88 pounds, and it would have taken approximately 196 of these hard drives to store all the porn, so it would have cost him approximately 17,000 pounds to buy the storage space.

EDIT AGAIN: He probably had some massive RAID configuration going on in his closet, but then again, the fans to cool that thing down!
(edited 12 years ago)
Reply 115
Original post by AreYouDizzeeBlud_x
:shock:

http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/unusual-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/
http://www.g17.com.br/noticia.php?id=99

'A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.

His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.

The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself.

At school, his classmates commented on the boy’s problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed.

They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.'


Anyone going to calm down a bit after hearing this? :colondollar:


bro where u get this story from which news site, and i mean how exactly did he die from it, 42 times i don't get it hows that possible non-stop dont get it.
Original post by LilacPUA
'No computador do adolescente foi encontrado cerca de 17 milhões de vídeos eróticos e de 600 milhões de fotos.'

They found 17 million erotic videos and 600 million photos? What kind of hard-drive was this boy packing?!


He could have at least uploaded a torrent of his collection before departing. :frown: spreadthelove.
He should be revered as a martyr
How the hell did they know he had masturbated 42 times?
Reply 119
RIP

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