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They shoulda replaced "teehee" with the TSR teehee smilie 
Original post by Zargabaath
They shoulda replaced "teehee" with the TSR teehee smilie
omg if I saw that I actually would've bleached myself
Original post by yoda123
The name's Bond. Peptide Bond.
My edexcel iGCSE one says 'warning:a bird in the hand makes a mess' over the barcode and there's even a whole page titled 'the perfect cup of tea' towards the back and it has subheadings like '1)choose the right mug','2) get some water and boil it' and '3)sit back and relax'. The first sentence says 'the making and drinking of tea are life skills'.
Original post by Inexorably
Omg in the GCSE German one lmao
"Die Band (means the band in German) - the opposite of a live band?"
"Die Band (means the band in German) - the opposite of a live band?"
They are actually so cringe
Original post by Anon_98
Tfw you don't own any CGP guides. )':
gurl.. .you missin out
SOME OF THESE GERMAN ONES ARE SO BAD IM LAUGHING
"German letters - keep them Brief" (der Brief = letter)
"It's pretty Handy this mobile phone thing." (das Handy = phone)
"Oh, wo ist me" (a page about directions)
"He's got a Hut on his head - in German that's normal" (= hat)]
"I didn't know about this gender thing - it's neuter me"
"I love my verbs - we're inseparable"
"What's the conditional - I würden know"
omg wow
"selling yourself... sounds dodgy" (about job interviews)
@TheOtherSide. omg
"German letters - keep them Brief" (der Brief = letter)
"It's pretty Handy this mobile phone thing." (das Handy = phone)
"Oh, wo ist me" (a page about directions)
"He's got a Hut on his head - in German that's normal" (= hat)]
"I didn't know about this gender thing - it's neuter me"
"I love my verbs - we're inseparable"
"What's the conditional - I würden know"
omg wow
"selling yourself... sounds dodgy" (about job interviews)
@TheOtherSide. omg
Original post by niv1234
My edexcel iGCSE one says 'warning:a bird in the hand makes a mess' over the barcode and there's even a whole page titled 'the perfect cup of tea' towards the back and it has subheadings like '1)choose the right mug','2) get some water and boil it' and '3)sit back and relax'. The first sentence says 'the making and drinking of tea are life skills'.
#stopCGP2016
Original post by Inexorably
SOME OF THESE GERMAN ONES ARE SO BAD IM LAUGHING
"German letters - keep them Brief" (der Brief = letter)
"It's pretty Handy this mobile phone thing." (das Handy = phone)
"Oh, wo ist me" (a page about directions)
"He's got a Hut on his head - in German that's normal" (= hat)]
"I didn't know about this gender thing - it's neuter me"
"I love my verbs - we're inseparable"
"What's the conditional - I würden know"
omg wow
"selling yourself... sounds dodgy" (about job interviews)
@TheOtherSide. omg
"German letters - keep them Brief" (der Brief = letter)
"It's pretty Handy this mobile phone thing." (das Handy = phone)
"Oh, wo ist me" (a page about directions)
"He's got a Hut on his head - in German that's normal" (= hat)]
"I didn't know about this gender thing - it's neuter me"
"I love my verbs - we're inseparable"
"What's the conditional - I würden know"
omg wow
"selling yourself... sounds dodgy" (about job interviews)
@TheOtherSide. omg
I can't stop grinning..
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Original post by Inexorably
SOME OF THESE GERMAN ONES ARE SO BAD IM LAUGHING
"German letters - keep them Brief" (der Brief = letter)
"It's pretty Handy this mobile phone thing." (das Handy = phone)
"Oh, wo ist me" (a page about directions)
"He's got a Hut on his head - in German that's normal" (= hat)]
"I didn't know about this gender thing - it's neuter me"
"I love my verbs - we're inseparable"
"What's the conditional - I würden know"
omg wow
"selling yourself... sounds dodgy" (about job interviews)
@TheOtherSide. omg
"German letters - keep them Brief" (der Brief = letter)
"It's pretty Handy this mobile phone thing." (das Handy = phone)
"Oh, wo ist me" (a page about directions)
"He's got a Hut on his head - in German that's normal" (= hat)]
"I didn't know about this gender thing - it's neuter me"
"I love my verbs - we're inseparable"
"What's the conditional - I würden know"
omg wow
"selling yourself... sounds dodgy" (about job interviews)
@TheOtherSide. omg
why do they do this to us omggggggggggg and the innuendos
this is dad jokes galore i bet 50p (im a broke bitch) that the author is a dad OMG I've got one on every page in my book.
AS Chemistry book again
"Spectra - weren't they the baddies in those James Bond films?"
"The Empirical Strikes Back"
"Models aren't just pretty, they're clever too"
"My mate Dave stared at some juice for an hour, it said concentrate"
"I've got a chemical plant, it's a chemis-tree"
"A scarecrow won the Nobel Prize - he was outstanding in his field"
...
"Spectra - weren't they the baddies in those James Bond films?"
"The Empirical Strikes Back"
"Models aren't just pretty, they're clever too"
"My mate Dave stared at some juice for an hour, it said concentrate"
"I've got a chemical plant, it's a chemis-tree"
"A scarecrow won the Nobel Prize - he was outstanding in his field"
...
Original post by Bulletzone
OMG I've got one on every page in my book.
post post!
I remember this one from GCSE chemistry: 'I was once in a chemistry band. I played the symbols.'
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