Even if this is a troll thread, it's made me laugh, so thankyou. I can see the headlines..."Close Shave Leads to Near Castration" or "Balls Nicked, Police Mystified" (other suggestions welcome)...
Right, this morining i was shaving my balls and i cut myself by accident. It's not a deep cut it's just look like a small scratch....but it's still bleeding like i've just cut it fresh! It's not dripping blood but after I damp a wet tissue on it it goes but it comes back a second later!
Ah it's not that bad. Honestly. I cut myself once. It's kind of traumatising initially-just the worst place to cut, but honestly you will be fine. You said it's not a deep cut. It'll hurt for a bit, then fix itself. Just let the body do it's thing now .
Why didn't you get a safe razor? you know the ones that aren't brilliant but make sure its much harder to cut yourself? I'm surprised by the number of people wondering why you'd shave your balls. Same principle behind why women shave down there :P