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Make it More Shaving-ey !!

So in the US& A the 18th of October is No Beard Day :beard:

Let us make some cutting edge puns to celebrate :h:

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Reply 1
My mind is empty apart from 'Shave On', a Buddy Holly classic :redface:
Reply 2
Towel I Know - Whitney Houston

Take Me Foam, Country Roads - John Denver

Like Chin-a in my Hand - T'Pau

Hole in Your Soul Patch - ABBA @The_Lonely_Goatherd

James and the Giant Peach Fuzz by Roald Dahl

Barber-ella, 1968 film
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Reply 3
Original post by {Moss}
My mind is empty apart from 'Shave On', a Buddy Holly classic :redface:


:woo: good one Mossy :yay:

winner winner :chicken: dinner

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Oscar

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Delicious Punty

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Reply 4
Original post by the bear
:woo: good one Mossy :yay:

winner winner :chicken: dinner

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Oscar

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Delicious Punty

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Thank you kindly my dear Bear :smile:. I like the Smeagol image haha.
Reply 5
Original post by Surnia
Towel I Know - Whitney Houston

Take Me Foam, Country Roads - John Denver

Like Chin-a in my Hand - T'Pau :rofl:

Hole in Your Soul Patch - ABBA @The_Lonely_Goatherd

James and the Giant Peach Fuzz by Roald Dahl

Barber-ella, 1968 film


:rave: very smooth Ma'am :girl:

6 x ww:chicken:d

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6 x Oscar

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6 x HGM

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Nobel Prize for Shaving Wordplay :congrats:

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the people of Gilette are lovin' it

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Dames,
demain soir, nous organiserons notre twerkathon caritatif annuel
au centre de parkour Georges Pompidou.
Cette année, les bénéfices seront reversés aux testeurs de trampolines dans le besoin.
Comme vous pouvez l'imaginer, ces vaillants gars et dames
ont beaucoup souffert pendant le confinement et tout ça.
Avec votre aide, ils peuvent rebondir.
Si vous souhaitez participer à la danse,
Passez simplement à la réception et discutez avec la grande Murielle.
Le droit d’entrée est de 24421 francs.
Cela comprend un bol de Daube et une bouteille de Chartreuse.
Si vous n'avez pas votre propre pantalon de yoga, vous pouvez en emprunter une paire chez big M.
Elle les fabrique à la maison à partir de peau de chamois et de spandex™.
Les boutons sont de véritables dents de Brexiteer.

Bertrand-François Mahé, comte de La Bourdonnais

Directeur adjoint adjoint de Lady Dancing et ça

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Reply 6
I reckon @thebear uses a 3-piece razor, a badger hair shaving brush and soap purchased at Mr Trumper's behind Fortnum & Mason.
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Reply 7
Original post by Trinculo
I reckon @thebear uses a 3-piece razor, a badger hair shaving brush and soap purchased at Mr Trumper's behind Fortnum & Mason.

wrong.... i have a team of gerbils who wear sharpened ice skates.
Reply 8
Original post by the bear
wrong.... i have a team of gerbils who wear sharpened ice skates.

Do gerbils wear two ice skates, or four?
Reply 9
Original post by Trinculo
Do gerbils wear two ice skates, or four?


the older ones have four
Original post by the bear
So in the US& A the 18th of October is No Beard Day :beard:

Let us make some cutting edge puns to celebrate :h:

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mustache men-cake
burning beard-clutch
obey the beard-psychostick
and icing on the cake. "Did I Shave My Legs for This?" by deana carter
Reply 11
Original post by cages cages
mustache men-cake
burning beard-clutch
obey the beard-psychostick
and icing on the cake. "Did I Shave My Legs for This?" by deana carter

welcome to the TSR Barber Shop my friend :wavey:

thank you for sharing your song references :h:

Please sew this handsome badge onto your TSR jerkin:

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Reply 12
Wait Till Your Father Gets Foam

Razor The Titanic
Reply 13
Original post by the bear
wrong.... i have a team of gerbils who wear sharpened ice skates.

:bear: :toofunny:
Reply 14
Original post by Cote1
Wait Till Your Father Gets Foam

Razor The Titanic

:rave: hehehe good work Ma'am :girl:

2 x ww:chicken:d

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2 x Oscar

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DP

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Reply 15
Original post by Surnia
:bear: :toofunny:

:five:
Not a pun but a review for hair removal cream you may want to read.

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Reply 17
Original post by Guru Jason
Not a pun but a review for hair removal cream you may want to read.

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