Something we *must* do on Freshers week

don't do it man. if he 'inaugrates' you, you're only one drunken footfall away from falling down the stairs into his dungeon.and you can forget vaseline, this kid don't mess about, it'll be straight onto the stirrups for you kid.

the cruelest part is that after he's been training you at running up stairs, you'll think you've got what it takes to make a quick dash for freedom. but that's when he gets you, he'll be waiting at the top of the stairs. full rubber gimp mask and a latex dildo attached to the top of his head, he'll crack his whip and you'll be down on your knees again.