I thought a brothel was a type of soup kitchen for the homeless until last year. Had previously used the world in conversations. How embarrassing. Thought i'd share some useless information...

I can only imagine the surprise on your friends faces as you told them you went to the 'brothel' that day (meaning soup kitchen for you).

Reply 63

Jar of Hearts

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Original post by canimakeit

I can only imagine the surprise on your friends faces as you told them you went to the 'brothel' that day (meaning soup kitchen for you).

Yeah it was special. Right after an exam we were all sitting just talking and then I announced I had to go cause I was "going to be late for my shift at the brothel". Ah, haven't let me forget it :h:

Reply 64

wassupjg

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Statistics show that 1 out of 20 live next door to a convicted paedophile; not me though, I live next door to 2 stunning 11 year olds.

(edited 12 years ago)

Reply 65

justiceisjust

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Original post by CoolDude

OP...are you originally from UK? I wanted to know if neighbors.... in UK invite each other for cookies. Just curious....is that a common thing there?

Yes I am from the UK, and I think you'd be slightly alarmed if your neighbour (who'm you do not know that well) invited you over for cookies. Seems a bit weird.

However - Inviting round for a cup of tea/coffee. Perfectly normal, but cookies? Weird.

Reply 66

Happy_Snapper

Original post by wassupjg

Statistics show that 1 out of 20 live next door to a convicted
paedophile; not me though, I live next door to 2 stunning 15
year olds.

I shouldn't laugh but...

Reply 67

T-go

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Original post by daedalos

6) She has no interest in knowing any of her neighbours. If I say hi she ignores me. If someone else invites her over for cookies she declines.

My neighbours have never invited me for cookies. :emo:

Reply 68

hollywoodbudgie

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Original post by daedalos

She's a single mother of two children, and displays these symptoms.
1) Never seems to leave her house. Her car is always parked outside her house.
2) Everyday there's a different car parked outside her house.
3) It's always a single male who visits her.
4) The male always visits for the duration of 20-30 minutes.
5) She always only invites men over before her kids are back from school.
6) She has no interest in knowing any of her neighbours. If I say hi she ignores me. If someone else invites her over for cookies she declines.
7) These men who visits her never carries anything or leaves carrying anything.

Whatever she does with men within 20-30 minutes each day, she's not doing it in the kids' presence. Being intuitively observant as always I noticed these men haven't had a (noticeable) haircut after leaving her house.

Is she a prostitute? Should I report her?

Just out of curiosity, do you live on Sesame Street by any chance? :holmes:

Reply 69

canimakeit

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Original post by wassupjg

Statistics show that 1 out of 20 live next door to a convicted
paedophile; not me though, I live next door to 2 stunning 15
year olds.

Joke would have worked if you had lowered their age below 13

Paedophilla = PRE-pubescent

Reply 70

Alex-jc123

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Flush the harlot out! Root her out of this evil practice.

Reply 71

*Lollo*

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How does not leaving the house make her a prostitute? And if you know for sure she never ever leaves the house...that means you don't either. Are you a male escort perhaps? :holmes:

Reply 72

thisismycatch22

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Original post by canimakeit