The Most Stupid Lyrics You've Ever Heard in a Song
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'f*cking magnets! How do they work?!'
Original post by Skoji
"My name ain't Keith but I see why you sweat me" - Pitbull, from J-Lo's On The Floor, which is a terrible enough song in itself without that idiot to add even more fail in it.
I hate Pitbull. He makes okay songs awful. Anything with ft.Pitbull in it would be a disaster.
Original post by tailschao
Tonight I'm feeling to make you enjoy with a blowjob
I want to feel it in my throat
Tonight it's getting, it's getting too hard, please, I'm hurting
and I want to show you the way
Because I like it
Ah, I'm Ernie, Ernie
Ah, I'm Ernie, Ernie
Ah, I'm Ernie, Ernie
Because I like it
Ah, I'm Ernie, Ernie
Yeah, I'm Ernie, Ernie
Ah, I'm Ernie, Ernie
Ooh yeah.
[Awesome Italian rapping]
I want to feel it in my throat
Tonight it's getting, it's getting too hard, please, I'm hurting
and I want to show you the way
Because I like it
Ah, I'm Ernie, Ernie
Ah, I'm Ernie, Ernie
Ah, I'm Ernie, Ernie
Because I like it
Ah, I'm Ernie, Ernie
Yeah, I'm Ernie, Ernie
Ah, I'm Ernie, Ernie
Ooh yeah.
[Awesome Italian rapping]
Original post by LilMonster
"I wanna see your peacock cock cock! Your peacock!
Come on baby let me see-ee, what youre hiding underneath"
Katy Perry - Peacock
I like the song tho!
Come on baby let me see-ee, what youre hiding underneath"
Katy Perry - Peacock
I like the song tho!
Lol it kinda sounds like "big cock" when she sings it.
Original post by QueenOfHearts93
"If I was invisible,
Then I could just watch you in your room."
Creepiest song ever...
Then I could just watch you in your room."
Creepiest song ever...
I can't believe you still remember Clay Aiken's song lol.
smelly cat, smell-ly cat what are they feeding you?
LOL but i really do love pheobe
LOL but i really do love pheobe
Original post by hwalker37
She tells me her name as soon as I approach her
'It's Charmaine, Charmaine De La Rosa'
I say, 'is that Spanish' she says, 'yeah' I say, 'kosher'
Who says their name to someone just walking up to them? I could just be about to ask the way to the toilet and there she is repeating her name to me.
Also, I'm no good at Spanish but I'm pretty sure Kosher is just Jewish food, unless it's spelt differently and has another meaning in Spanish. If it doesn't though this 'conversation' they are having is just utter gibberish.
'It's Charmaine, Charmaine De La Rosa'
I say, 'is that Spanish' she says, 'yeah' I say, 'kosher'
Who says their name to someone just walking up to them? I could just be about to ask the way to the toilet and there she is repeating her name to me.
Also, I'm no good at Spanish but I'm pretty sure Kosher is just Jewish food, unless it's spelt differently and has another meaning in Spanish. If it doesn't though this 'conversation' they are having is just utter gibberish.
I'm not quite sure you're understanding the kosher bit.
"She was never this good in bed
even when she was sleepin'
now she's just so perfect I've
never been quite so ****ing deep in
it goes on and on and on,"
A Little Piece of Heaven - Avenged Sevenfold.
Original post by RobboKris
The only reason why I am making this thread is because I've been listening to a 1 hit wonder which has been stuck in my head lately.
The song is Fatman Scoop: Be Faithful. While I actually like the song (but I wish it wasn't stuck in my head now as it's getting annoying), it contains possibly the most stupid lyrics ever written. In one of the lines, he says:
"All the Chicken Heads, be quiet". I'm sorry, but unless I'm missing something here, then I can't help but think that this line is incredibly stupid (it is funny though, but nonetheless still stupid).
Anyhow, are there any other songs which you think contain some stupid lyrics?
The song is Fatman Scoop: Be Faithful. While I actually like the song (but I wish it wasn't stuck in my head now as it's getting annoying), it contains possibly the most stupid lyrics ever written. In one of the lines, he says:
"All the Chicken Heads, be quiet". I'm sorry, but unless I'm missing something here, then I can't help but think that this line is incredibly stupid (it is funny though, but nonetheless still stupid).
Anyhow, are there any other songs which you think contain some stupid lyrics?
Black Eyed Peas - Dirty Bit.
I've had the time of my life, and I never felt this way before
'Cause I swear, it's the truth, and I owe it all to you...DIRTY BIT.
Peter Sellers - Goodness gracious me. Really need to listen to it than read the lyrics though.
From New Delhi to Darjeeling
I have done my share of healing,
And I've never yet been beaten or outboxed,
I remember that with one jab
Of my needle in the Punjab
How I cleared up beriberi
And the dreaded dysentery,
But your complaint has got me really foxed.
From New Delhi to Darjeeling
I have done my share of healing,
And I've never yet been beaten or outboxed,
I remember that with one jab
Of my needle in the Punjab
How I cleared up beriberi
And the dreaded dysentery,
But your complaint has got me really foxed.
Original post by shining-starh
smelly cat, smell-ly cat what are they feeding you?
LOL but i really do love pheobe
LOL but i really do love pheobe
OMG my favorite song ever
I love Phoebe too
*That song has so many layers!!!*
Original post by kayleyyy
Really surprised no-ones mentioned "but you'll never catch me on the Jeremy Kyle Show" :P
That's because it's a brilliant lyric!
Original post by SebMurphy
Rub that sh*t it's yours bitch, grab his d*ck it's yours b*tch
Now turn around b*tch, put that ass on a n*gga, grind on his d*ck make it get a little
bigger
Step yo game up - snoop & lil jon
Now turn around b*tch, put that ass on a n*gga, grind on his d*ck make it get a little
bigger
Step yo game up - snoop & lil jon
this is really bad but as soon as i read those lyrics i got reminded of this:
Black eyed peas are just terrible in every essence of the word.
This is that original,
This has no identical,
You can’t have my digital,
Future Aboriginal,
Get up off my genitals
But what do you expect from someone that calls himself Will I Am
This is that original,
This has no identical,
You can’t have my digital,
Future Aboriginal,
Get up off my genitals
But what do you expect from someone that calls himself Will I Am
'I'd wait forever and a day for you' :/
Original post by nmudz_009
you took the trouble to right out the full lyrics,,
Um, copy and paste?
'my momma thought I wouldn't make it, but now she's living in a spaceship'
Tinchy Stryder, just why?!
Tinchy Stryder, just why?!
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