LGBT Chat IX

Hi guys. I missed my train home and there was all sorts of confusion

I had £15 to buy food for the day, which I thought would be plenty, but I ended up having to buy a top up thingy for my phone and decided to use my remaining funds to buy my packed lunch out of M&S (the most expensive shop in the world ) I panicked and went for cheap sugary things. I bought water, an overpriced banana, some cookies, these things that had the texture of doughnuts, some discounted sweets which turned out to be cheesecake flavoured and a bag of "full flavour" bacon crisps. So full of flavour that the second I decided to open them the flavour became airborne and everyone in the bloody coach was tasting them. IT WAS LIKE I'D UNLEASHED A BACON SCENTED ATOMIC BOMB After that incident I forced myself to sit on the floor just outside of the toilet. I didn't deserve people seats

I have work in the morning

OMG I'M PLAYING A GAME ON MY IPOD AND ONE OF THE BAD GUYS IS CALLED STONE FACE

I almost died

*checks UCAS Track*

Oh no, still haven't heard back from Keele I don't want to go there, it was kind of the Insurance choice of my Insurance choice, but it's nice to feel wanted.

I'm running out of things to talk about.

There's half a pork pie in the fridge.

I might eat it.

I'm going to bed now. Regarding the fate of the pork pie, I'll inform you of that tomorrow. Leave y'all with a cliffhanger

Goodnight

Two

WHY DO I KEEP GETTING UNSUBSCRIBED FROM THIS THREAD?

I'm donating blood on Friday, for the first time since last April

Oh right

BTW need to ask you as you have one.

My tattoo lost most of it's scabbing on Saturday, but it's not scabbing up again and skin around it is peeling away. Also, the skin around it is much darker around it then usual. Is this normal?

Codeine and caffeine make for the most pathetic speedball ever.

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I got it done last Saturday. It's extremely itchy and feels a tiny bit uncomfortable (I've emailed my instructor to tell him I can't come training this evening) I'm using some cream that my tattoo artist told me to use (Known as "after inked&quot. In terms of darker, it's like I've been bruised (if that makes sense). I just hope that it comes out looking okay

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My tattoo didn't scab or peel or get itchy at all

And I've got another two in the pipeline!

Sounds painful. How do they see what they're doing in there?

I am sorry, I do not understand to what you are referring.

I misinterpreted your phrase "another two in the pipeline" so that instead of considering "in the pipeline" as a metaphorical idiom meaning "in my plans for the future" I considered it as being in reference to some actual pipeline. Since the human body contains no pipes of the conventional sort (as might be used by a plumber) I inferred that you were refering to some other tubelike section of your anatomy, of which as I'm sure you are aware there are many. After brief consideration, however, it seems clear to me firstly that any such area of anatomy would be painful to tattoo (hence the first part of my response), and secondly that, as opposed to the more usual dermal tattoo, a tattooist applying ink to an internal part of the body would likely struggle to maintain a clear perspective on the image being produced, and hence the enquiry that concluded my response.

Hi guys. I missed my train home and there was all sorts of confusion

I had £15 to buy food for the day, which I thought would be plenty, but I ended up having to buy a top up thingy for my phone and decided to use my remaining funds to buy my packed lunch out of M&S (the most expensive shop in the world ) I panicked and went for cheap sugary things. I bought water, an overpriced banana, some cookies, these things that had the texture of doughnuts, some discounted sweets which turned out to be cheesecake flavoured and a bag of "full flavour" bacon crisps. So full of flavour that the second I decided to open them the flavour became airborne and everyone in the bloody coach was tasting them. IT WAS LIKE I'D UNLEASHED A BACON SCENTED ATOMIC BOMB After that incident I forced myself to sit on the floor just outside of the toilet. I didn't deserve people seats

I have work in the morning

OMG I'M PLAYING A GAME ON MY IPOD AND ONE OF THE BAD GUYS IS CALLED STONE FACE

I almost died

*checks UCAS Track*

Oh no, still haven't heard back from Keele I don't want to go there, it was kind of the Insurance choice of my Insurance choice, but it's nice to feel wanted.

I'm running out of things to talk about.

There's half a pork pie in the fridge.

I might eat it.

I'm going to bed now. Regarding the fate of the pork pie, I'll inform you of that tomorrow. Leave y'all with a cliffhanger

Goodnight

WHY DO I KEEP GETTING UNSUBSCRIBED FROM THIS THREAD?

Oh please, if I were up North you'd be all over me like a rash

What did they use, a paintbrush?



In fact, you don't really need any ointment at all - when I got my stag done, Frank Carter told me just to keep it washed. And he ought to know; I mean, look at him.

It's been doing that to me as well. It's ****ing annoying.

Given that it had the usual burny stabby pain whilst it was being done,it's still there and I shower frequently, I assume it was not a paintbrush I think I was just very lucky. Aye, you can get away with no ointment, but it's helpful when it starts to dry out. Use quick reply instead of advanced

it's a shame you couldn't make it to Popstarz - it was actually fairly good.

So after having a lovely chilled out week, thinking I don't have much work to do.. I realise I have a LOT of work to do, and it's all due tomorrow - YEY me

I have even more work to do, and it's all due yesterday.

But yesterday was sunday?? you have work due on a sunday? eesh!

He's at Oxford. They get tarred and feathered and paraded down the high street if they get below 75%.