The Student Room Group

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a pet crocodile with a...
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and free gift which was
a giant box of chocolates in a bag with...
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a pair of dirty pants
.The girls took their crocodiles, chocolates and pants to the till, where shop assistant gave them a funy look. As he handed over the receipt said...
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what's that growing on your nose?
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"It is", they said in unison
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'Wilbert the snowman. He does algebra'.
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"oh", said the Shop Assistant - "can you prove you didnt
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lie, because i believe that his real name is ...
Stu. What's more...
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than 3?", "11" replied the
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Leopard which had just teleported here from
from there local Asda superstore, and said to someone there
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...that the sun is a peculiar shade of blue and resembles...
a goth's full moon rave, that was kinda
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scary when I last saw one, which was just a few
where the gothic gals looked really
crazy, as if they had....

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