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Reply 60
vagina fell on the rat and squished it flat....

another rat, watching on in horror quipped " the pussy strikes back!"
and started to lick
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himself untill a comet flew across the page, narrowly missing a hypen- and squeezing through a colon : the rat on the other side of the street from the crushed rat and the vagina contemplated the meaning of life for a while after this, and then started to eat its own tale (geddit!). the rat , whom we shall call susan to save time, decided that she would become the first lady rat to be blasted ...
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very
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near to
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...where the aliens from Mars landed...
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..and established their casino where...
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...people from all across the land would come to...
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indulge in a little bit of
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strip poker while squeezing the
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very big..
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and very round
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staylor
and very round

...stress ball, conveniently located in the hind quarters of a...
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A_Singh
...stress ball, conveniently located in the hind quarters of a...


camel making its way to...
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...tally (:biggrin:) unaware of the huge...
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horn growing on its
behind. This horn..
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was nicknamed 'lurpy' and was used to
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dig up fossils
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on Mondays and Fridays.

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