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On tuesdays , wednesdays, thursdays and sundays it would do nothing. Except each sunday of the last of the month when
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it would jump onto a
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pigeon's back, so that it could
escape to a world of
endless corn fields, and....
...pig farms. Oh the smell was just...
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intoxicating and delusional, it made
even the strongest stomach...
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turn into
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a fire-breathing ravenous dragon...
Dragon energy is a strong sexual energy which gives virility and desire
to men riddled with disease and sexual impotence
and although it can be said that such men include...
the most unfortunate subsections of society
that started to rise...
*bump*
and then the lady said, "where are we going?" and the man beside her who had just ordered a bloody mary from the flightattendant sang as the plane began to fall into the sea, "we're going to a party! it's a birthday party. it's YOUR birthday party, happy birthday darling!! we love you very very very very very very much." and then they went splash and it was a wonderful splash.
but that's all it was, they survived because...
because

while my mother waters plants, my father loads his gun.
dementedbunny
because

while my mother waters plants, my father loads his gun.


..and that explains how i was born due to the fact that

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