Lies. Forget Lonsdale, you lot are the downfall of your own reputation...
I'm in Furness and it's dead centre of campus so it's convenient for everything (I'm 15 seconds away from Greggs, 30 seconds away from Spar and a minute away from the kebab/pizza shop). The bar's a homely one and has wonderful beers, atmosphere and music. You can get ensuite in Furness too and they're bigger rooms than in Lonsdale/Cartmel, and we have new blocks of accomodation.
If you want a decent bar, in honesty, go to County. They got theirs done up last year and it's very plush, expansive space, nice leather seating and a big screen for the football. It's closer to the centre of campus than Lonsdale and Cartmel, because it's at the other end and not in a seperate, isolated block. Decent accomodation too.
If you want to see ALL the football though, go to Grizedale. It's a really good bar but, again, not as central as other colleges, but not as far out as L & C.
Stay away from Fylde and Pendle. No one likes them. Fylde are the sports college, which means they're full of morons (I'm not kidding) and Pendle are just weird, they like clubs like Liquid and Carleton.
Furness rules though. Home of the real ale festival, the 15 hour bar crawl and, of course, me!