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Original post by Ethanizer3000
are you in the kool kids klub my grand wizard master

GAMERS RISE UP! :angry:[/QUO
No all i want is a blowjob with your mothers lips on my penis


i also want that dream but we can suffice by giving eachother the lippy blow

GAMERS RISE UP! :angry:
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Original post by random fapper


i also want that dream but we can suffice by giving eachother the lippy blow

GAMERS RISE UP! :angry:


I dont like any gay boys, but i will eat your mother out
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Original post by Ethanizer3000


I dont like any gay boys, but i will eat your mother out


my mum is dead but we can dig her up and use her body if you want to baby
:wink:

do you do the bum hole?

GAMERS RISE UP! :angry:
Original post by random fapper
True that, your mum makes me feel amazing


Not to mention your sister's *******.
Original post by George Kenyan
Not to mention your sister's *******.


Yeah, i smashed my sister a long time ago, you got my sloppy seconds
Reply 85
Original post by random fapper
my hobby is when your mum gives me blowjobs


How old are you? 12?
Original post by AnharM
How old are you? 12?


how brown are you? :u:
Reply 88
Original post by Ethanizer3000
how brown are you? :u:


Brown enough to be able to sleep with various women as I please, and not having to deal with masturbating 10 times a day.
i dont masturbate as much as i did when i was single

(thread seems familiar, not sure if i answered already but it just bumped, so..)
Original post by random fapper
Shut up, i say **** when i ****. Does your mum give blowjobs?

I've never enquired, mate.

Though it's clear to see that yours didn't raise you particularly well, you sad *******.
Once a day bare minimumTwice at most with or without a woman in my life
Once every 2 days
I have 2 times a day for the past 2 years I’m only 13 I started when I was 11
Is it? My 17 yo son is at it 5 times a day. Now a new medication he has to take has made it harder for him to... finish.What is the best frequency daily or weekly that might make him more successful? It shouldn't take an hour either? Right? From what I remember from my youth and my late husband, it should only take a few minutes. Correct? Without a bird in the room? Please help. A mom only knows so much about this. We talk to each other about everything. Lmk please.
Once a day on average tbf. Sometimes two if I see a really sexy bit of driftwood on the beach.
what about girls tho?

i'm trying to decrease it a lot, so i've only done it once this past month. quite please with myself tbh
Original post by Anonymous
what about girls tho?

i'm trying to decrease it a lot, so i've only done it once this past month. quite please with myself tbh

Ancient thread.
Original post by Callicious
Once a day on average tbf. Sometimes two if I see a really sexy bit of driftwood on the beach.


Original post by Ms Havisham
Is it? My 17 yo son is at it 5 times a day. Now a new medication he has to take has made it harder for him to... finish.What is the best frequency daily or weekly that might make him more successful? It shouldn't take an hour either? Right? From what I remember from my youth and my late husband, it should only take a few minutes. Correct? Without a bird in the room? Please help. A mom only knows so much about this. We talk to each other about everything. Lmk please.

Bumped by a weird troll.
Original post by summerbirdreads
Ancient thread.



Bumped by a weird troll.

"Few minutes" :rofl: A quality nut is one that takes a while to crack, not one busted out by a jackhammer into sputters on the pavement.

I pity your husband!
No I'm really serious. I'm asking out of concern for my son. I'm just a mom.

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