Am I ugly - idls this why I have no friends?

its a vile creature

that's a vile creature

This makes me hard.

that's a vile creature

Dobt try and undermine me love. I got AAA at a level thanks

LOL. You think you're clever cause you got 3 A's at A Level? hahahahahaha

Want people to like you? Then there's an easy solution to this problem.



Buy a house with a cellar. If it doesn't have one build one. Go on a night out. Take a net. A net's important these day as girls can run fast as they're allowed to play more sports. Equality 'n all that.

When you see a girl you wish to like you. Fling your net over her, don't worry she'll be very drunk, she won't know what hit her. If she screams out, tell her it's okay you're taking her to the kebab van.

Drag her out of the club, nobody will notice, if you dress well, not even the bouncers will.

Get a taxi, take her to your. Lock her in your cellar. Put pictures of you on all the walls so she can gaze upon how amazing you are.

After a couple of days, wham bam...She'll love you.