When do you start getting festive?

Original post by Mad Vlad

No it ****ing isn't.

Ok sir, don't hurt me, all hail russia

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Original post by DeceitfulDove

Uh oh, grinch #2 :huff:

But..but Vladdy, all the lights and music and smells :puppyeyes:

Those Xmas good good smells, no cash no Xmas kush as we used to say in californyaaaaaaaaaa

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Reply 62

Original post by DeceitfulDove

Uh oh, grinch #2 :huff:

But..but Vladdy, all the lights and music and smells :puppyeyes:

I have fairy lights on my bed anyway - I don't need a plastic tree. I ****ING HATE the music - I've served my time as a retail worker. I've been subjected to some cruel and unusual punishment in my time thanks to "NOW that's what I call Christmas!". There's only so many times you can hear Noddie Holder screaming, "ITTTTTTT'SSSSSSSSSSS CHRRRIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSTMAAAAAAAAASSSSS!" before you start to actually want to mangle someone's skill with an industrial macerator. The smells? What... of vomit outside the local Yates's Wine Lodge? :curious:

There is literally nothing good about Xmas.

Reply 63

Original post by Mad Vlad

Never.

I ****ing hate xmas.

Patsy Stone?

Reply 64

Original post by Mad Vlad

I have fairy lights on my bed anyway - I don't need a plastic tree. I ****ING HATE the music - I've served my time as a retail worker. I've been subjected to some cruel and unusual punishment in my time thanks to "NOW that's what I call Christmas!". There's only so many times you can hear Noddie Holder screaming, "ITTTTTTT'SSSSSSSSSSS CHRRRIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSTMAAAAAAAAASSSSS!" before you start to actually want to mangle someone's skill with an industrial macerator. The smells? What... of vomit outside the local Yates's Wine Lodge? :curious:

There is literally nothing good about Xmas.

Now someone needs some egg nog and santa-shaped chocolates and sugar biscuits to make em feel better! :h:

Reply 65

Original post by Gee Willikers

Now someone needs some egg nog and santa-shaped chocolates and sugar biscuits to make em feel better! :h:

Now I'm hungry, let's eat those cookies drink milk and yell 'ITTTTTS XXXXMAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!"

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DeceitfulDove

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Original post by Mad Vlad

I have fairy lights on my bed anyway - I don't need a plastic tree. I ****ING HATE the music - I've served my time as a retail worker. I've been subjected to some cruel and unusual punishment in my time thanks to "NOW that's what I call Christmas!". There's only so many times you can hear Noddie Holder screaming, "ITTTTTTT'SSSSSSSSSSS CHRRRIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSTMAAAAAAAAASSSSS!" before you start to actually want to mangle someone's skill with an industrial macerator. The smells? What... of vomit outside the local Yates's Wine Lodge? :curious:

There is literally nothing good about Xmas.

Oh, ok then :sad:

I approve of your 100% most certainly not festive bed lights though.

Reply 67

Original post by Yeah dude

Now I'm hungry, let's eat those cookies drink milk and yell 'ITTTTTS XXXXMAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!"

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Reply 68

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I've been counting down the days until Christmas since August ended..

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Reply 69

Original post by Gee Willikers

Hi five for vlad, too bad he cannot join us

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Reply 70

Original post by Gee Willikers

Patsy Stone?

This.

Original post by Gee Willikers

Now someone needs some egg nog and santa-shaped chocolates and sugar biscuits to make em feel better! :h:

I can't say the 3 letter word I want to say.

Original post by Yeah dude

Now I'm hungry, let's eat those cookies drink milk and yell 'ITTTTTS XXXXMAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!"

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No.

Reply 71

Original post by DeceitfulDove

Oh, ok then :sad:

I approve of your 100% most certainly not festive bed lights though.

They provide a nice ambience while having sex.

Reply 72

Original post by Mad Vlad

This.

I can't say the 3 letter word I want to say.

No.

Do you wanna hold hands running through the city at night singing Xmas songs whilst the Xmas lights lightens everything up?

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Original post by Mad Vlad

This.

I can't say the 3 letter word I want to say.

No.

Say it

Reply 74

Original post by Mad Vlad

They provide a nice ambience while having sex.

Did you never get presents, mister?

Reply 75

Original post by Yeah dude

Do you wanna hold hands running through the city at night singing Xmas songs whilst the Xmas lights lightens everything up?

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I'd rather use a chainsaw as a beard trimmer.

Reply 76

Original post by Gee Willikers

Did you never get presents, mister?

I do and they're usually all ****.

This year, I hope I receive a gallon of petrol and a lighter, so I can immolate myself.

Reply 77

Chestnuts roasting
on an open fiiire
Jack Frost nipping
at your nose
Yuletide carols
being sung by a choirrr
Folks dressed up like
eskimoss
Everybody knows
that turkey and some
mistletoeee
help to make
the season bright
Tiny tots
with their eyes all aglowww
will find it hard to sleep
tonightttt

They know that Saaaanta's on his way
He's bringing lots of toys and goodies
on his sleigh
And every mother's child is
gonna spy
to see if reindeer
really know
how to flyyyy

And so
I'm offering
this simple phrase...
for kids from 1
to 92
Although it's been said
many times, many ways

MERRY CHRISTMAS
TO YOU! :h:

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