Long post but worth teh read. Once when I was in year 6 I was at the park with my dad and my dad was sitting on a bench texting and I was on a swing happily listening to music on my Walkman. Suddenly these two girls came who looked about 2 or 3 years older than me and sat on the two swings both sides of me and were whispering to each other and giggling, the usual female crap. I live in London so at first I thought nothing of it coz Londoners are complete crack-heads and I continued happily minding my own business.
Then both of the girls started staring at me smiling and one of them asked my name. I thought that they were playing 21 dares or something so I went along with the banter. I told her my name and said that I was in year 9 (LOOOOOL). She believed me, thought nothing of it and continued the convo. At the time I was tall for my age had a deep voice and looked about 2-3 years older. Anyway the convo developed and eventually s*** got jiggy. At this point I thought I had nothing to lose and the flirtation was pretty serious. After about 30 minutes of talking we exchanged numbers and texted each other for the next couple days.
Now here is the plot twist. This girl thought I was in year 9 when I was in year 6 and she was in year 8 at the time. She went to an all girls school and there was a day when they held some sort of arts and crafts workshop or something like that for year 6 students about 3 weeks after I last saw her. Anyway my school went there and as we were walking around, I notice that she is at one of the tables. At that very instant she saw me and her facial expression was the stuff of dreams. I mean she literally looked like Ronda Rousey the minute she got KO'd, her face made me p**s myself with laughter, honestly the best face I have ever seen. Her face went really pale and after about 3 seconds of her death stare she got up and stormed off somewhere. To this day I still remember and laugh at it, but lets face it I pulled a year 8 chick at year 6 and I was pretty damn proud of myself of that.