Hey, hope you're doing well!
- I was catered in my first year (except weekends) though I would've preferred being self-catered. I think whatever you go for, there's still going to be the social element where you'll socialise over meals - perhaps slightly less so for self-catered if you don't have a dinning table.
- I had to share a bathroom and toilet which wasn't as bad as you think because the cleaner comes round to do a deep and thorough clean every weekday followed by a quick clean every weekday. With Covid, the cleaning on campus has been ramped up so rest assured that the uni is doing everything to keep people safe.
- Biology is based in Vanbrugh and near Wentworth (postgrad college) and Chemistry is based in Alcuin - all on Hes West/main campus. If you're after nice accommodation, I recommend Alcuin or Vanbrugh. James is really overpriced. As for Hes East, the accommodation there is ofc newer but that comes with price. You can easily get round between campuses for free by bus (Routes 66, 66a) just tell the driver where you're going.
- Hes East is a bit quiet but all colleges regardless of what campus do arrange a lot of social events, etc. and there's usually something going on so it shouldn't be a problem. Halifax is further out on Hes West but the accommodation is cheaper there and it's near to the sports fields. Alcuin is stereotypically seen as the 'quiet college' which isn't true because although it's on a hill, there's a good mix of people in the college and trust me, some do really love to socialise and party hard. Derwent is stereotypically the opposite of Alcuin but again, I must stress that there's a good mix of people in every college.
- Music department is based in Hes West (Vanbrugh) and I think drama would fell under TFTI (Theatre, Film, Television and Interactive Media) in Hes East. In terms of the actual societies, I don't know - they could hold social events and stuff on either campus tbh.
- Easy question
Courtyard imo is the best bar out of the whole uni and it's based in Hes West (Derwent).
- College recommendations... It's a tricky one. For Hes West, I would say Alcuin, Halifax and Vanbrugh if you're after decent accommodation. Alcuin is a slight trek for the Sports Centre (based in James on Hes West) but you can get there via a footbridge to Derwent and follow signs for James. Alternatively, just hop on a 66/66a bus to Hes East for the Sports Village (66a goes straight there). For Hes East, I would avoid Constantine as their accommodation is the priciest of the lot.
Hope this helps!
Edit: Forget to say that James is stereotypically seen as the sporty college but their accommodation is overpriced.