Official: TSR is going AI

The Student Room gets quite a battering during the Spring months. So it's important that it gets time for rest and recuperation.

Therefore TSR will be closed for most things from tonight at midnight until 1am on Sat 15th April. (This does not apply in Canada, Dubai or the Maldives.)

Remaining open will be the usual threads on puns and stuff from @the bear, stuff about hamsters and anything by @TLG.

When it reopens in April, all TSR threads will be replaced by OpenAI chatbot-composed material.

All accounts will be replaced by one single account, GreatUser. This account will mimic the style, composition, words, avatars, gifs, memes, emoticons and irony of all current known users.

The new AI-driven TSR, will be better, smarter, faster and above all, much less work than the current rather dreary human TSR.

Forward with the new supercharged AI-TSR-BOT-1! Forward with GreatUser! Long live the BotVolution!

The future is written. Be there or not, we don't care.

wait,what does this mean?

Wasn't expecting this.
You could almost say that TSR are full of surprises.

What day is it today?

i need to lie down. unlike The Bot which works tirelessly and never complains

All Bearisms and Bearish thought-units have now been absorbed by TSRbot. They will be improved and re-released as AutoBear 1.0, the new and better Bear. All puns for example will be up to 38% funnier in the new world.

hehehe i hope that Autobear will get lots of gems

He will come preloaded with 14, as befits the world's first fully interactive autobear with added Smarts (TM).