Make it More Digestive System-ey !!

the bear

So in the US& A the 29th of May is World Digestive Health Day :yep:

Let us make some absorbing puns to celebrate :h:

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Reply 1

Joinedup

The winner takes it gall - ABBA

The Liver Birds

Original post by Joinedup

The winner takes it gall - ABBA @The_Lonely_Goatherd

good one Sir J :girl:

you could have....

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Oscar

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Reply 4

the bear

Original post by Cote1

The Liver Birds

easily digestible wordplay Ma'am :girl:

Oscar

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Reply 5

Fullofsurprises

The Adventures of Intestine Tin

The Colon Good Friday

Peter Pancreas & Bendy

The Boweling

Reply 6

the bear

Original post by Fullofsurprises

The Adventures of Intestine Tin

The Colon Good Friday :

Peter Pancreas & Bendy

The Boweling

thank you for these splendid suggestions Ma'am :girl:

i was unable to parse the last one :redface:

Reply 7

Fullofsurprises

Original post by the bear

thank you for these splendid suggestions Ma'am :girl:

i was unable to parse the last one :redface:

Oh nothing much, just The Howling rendered as a not very good pun. :blush:

Reply 8

the bear

Original post by Fullofsurprises

The Adventures of Intestine Tin

The Colon Good Friday

Peter Pancreas & Bendy

The Boweling

thanks for clarifying :girl:

4 x ww

Oscars for #1, #2, &, #3

RFHGM for overall artistic impression :congrats:

the people of Colon are lovin' it :h:

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Dames,
Miskien spandeer jy te veel
op jou daaglikse gesondheid en skoonheid regime?
Skoonheidsmiddels en behandelings en dit
kan 'n groot drein op jou beursie wees.
Vandag se dame het 'n praktiese oplossing nodig!
Loer net saam ontvangs toe en gesels met groot Liandri .
Haar familie het skoonheidsprodukte gemaak
van natuurlike bestanddele vir ge****te lank.
Een van haar gewildste items is die rooibos kolon.
Dit kos net R403 vir twee.
Hoekom bring jy nie jou vriend saam nie?
As jy nie verheug is nie, waarborg groot L om terug te betaal
die hele prys geen vrae gevra nie.

Jengo Wikus Van der Skoonmaakmiddel

Adjunk Assistent Bestuurder van skoonheidsprodukte en dit

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Reply 9

Surnia

Guts N' Roses

Real Gone Kidney - Deacon Blue

StoMacho Man - Village People

Spleen on Me - Bill Withers

Reply 10

the bear

Original post by Surnia

Guts N' Roses

Real Gone Kidney - Deacon Blue

StoMacho Man - Village People

Spleen on Me - Bill Withers

good work Surnia :yay:

"
Unfortunately " The kidney is not a part of the digestive system. The kidney is actually a part of the urinary tract."

Moreover "The spleen is not a digestive organ but more an organ of the blood connected to the circulatory system"

:console:

so ww

d for #1, &, #3

Oscar for #1

& a delicious Punty :h:

Reply 11

Surnia

Original post by the bear

good work Surnia :yay:

so ww

d for #1, &, #3

Oscar for #1

& a delicious Punty :h:

I stand corrected - said the man in the orthopaedic shoes :biggrin:

Reply 12

the bear

Original post by Surnia

I stand corrected - said the man in the orthopaedic shoes :biggrin:

nothing personal you understand :five:

here have another Punty on the house

Reply 13

bl0bf1sh

Gut Only Knows
and
Gut Vibrations

St Pancreas Station

Reply 14

the bear

Original post by bl0bf1sh

Gut Only Knows
and
Gut Vibrations

St Pancreas Station

hehehe these got things moving Ma'am :girl:

i'm lovin' the Beach Boys entries ( ewww that sounds wrong :redface:

)

that was a really satisfying #2 :teehee:

3 x ww

Oscars for #1, &, #2

Ashes for #2 :adore:

the people of Colon are spilling their Umqombothi :afraid:

Dames,
môreaand hou ons
ons jaarlikse liefdadigheid-twerkathon by die Winnie Mandela-parkour-sentrum.
Vanjaar gaan die opbrengs aan Professionele Trampolien-atlete in nood.
Soos jy jou kan voorstel, is hierdie stoere mannetjies en dames
het baie gely tydens lockdown en dit.
Met jou hulp kan hulle terugbons.
As jy wil deelneem aan die dans,
loer net saam ontvangs toe en gesels met groot Merinda.
Die inskrywingsfooi is rand 45.
Dit sluit 'n bak Denningvleis in
en soveel Spook en Diesel as wat jy kan drink.
As jy nie jou eie joga-broek het nie, kan jy 'n paar by groot M leen.
Sy maak hulle tuis van sebravel en lycra™.
Die knoppies is egte hiënatande.

Arnoux-Hansie Rynold Van Vollenhoven

Adjunk Assistent Bestuurder van dame dans en dit

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