Well, if you go to Leeds your salary will probably be around £45,000, 3 years PQE. Your partner prospects will be good at any firm with under 200 lawyers.
Go to Soton and you will get emplyed automatically by a firm in the south west of the country, but will have a 73% chance of employment at a Magic Circle firm.
Kent will be good for getting you into a job from £25,000pa to £37,000, specifically in a family law firm. However, you will also have a mid-life crisis aged 47.
If you go to Reading, you will automatically be excluded from any job position beginning with the letters E, S and L. You also have a 1.2% chance of being employed on a starting salary of £36,356pa. but will only earn half that as it's a six month contract.
If you go to Cardiff, prospects in the city are good - you WILL be employed by a Jewish-run firm. Your children, however, will NOT go to private school, the eldest because she is a rebel at heart, and the youngest because he is simply not good enough.
Going to Bristol will guarantee you a two year old BMW as a company car and ensure that all your lunches cost in excess of £6.70, with the bills footed by the company.
All of this is with a 2.i though. Get a first and the story is completely different. Your children will be 14% more intelligent, but your wife will have your first three years younger, exactly 13 months before you get your partnership.