- Hello Cameron speaking
- Campervan talk to me
- Talk to you?
- Yeh
- Well i'm selling a campervan and..
- How many miles it done?
- 148
- 148? You've been a busy boy haven't you.
- Indeed yeh
- Where'd you drive it to, the moon?
- Almost yeh
- Where you been with it?
- Just western europe, Slovenia, Croatia.
- Bit of Croatia? Beautiful, I hear the sea's are very clear in Croatia
- Crystal clear yeh
- I wouldn't drive it Iceland that's for sure, you've got the blue lagoon in Iceland there's couples ******* like rabbits all over the place
- No i'll have to check it out next time
- Right, how much do you want for it?
- 4200
- 4200? i tell you what i'll give you 2 grand
- No i can't negotiate to that kind of level
- Yes you can son, you're not on Bondai beach anymore, you're sipping a warm fosters scratching your arse you're in my town now. I'll give you 3-7.
- 3700?
- £3700, i won't say it i'll sing it THREE FAAZAND SEVEN HUNDRED POUNDDDDDSSS
- Right that sounds more realistic
- Sounds realistic to you, sounds like a ******* joke to me. I'll give you 3-2
- Urm
- Urm Urm Urm, ******* hell wake up son you're sitting in front on the TV what's on Neighbours?
- No, the channel 4 news
- Turn it off! Get your record player put on 'How To Do Business With Terry Tibbs' it's available now on compact disc and 7 inch
- Right well yeh it's at 3-7
- You seem bewildered?
- No, you're just a very interesting person i haven't met somebody...
- Thankyou very much that's why they call me Terry Tibbs. That's why i've been doing what i've been doing for as many years as i have. That's why i've had 6 wives, not including the seventh she was underage. I had no ******* idea, i was drunk, i was in Ukraine, Vladair said here you go, I said **** me that's the best looking arse i've seen. Next thing i know i'm in Jail.
- That's not good is it
- Not good at all, you ever been to Jail?
- No urm
- I say it once it's wall to wall man friends. If you see the baldest of my hand and the broadness of my neck you might think i'm a woofty but i tell you what you say that to me again i'll come round, i'll cut your balls off, i'll put them in the frying pan, soutre them in a little bit of butter parsley garlic. Very nice bit of rice there you go. Mustapha taught me that one, he's dead now.
- Right
- Yeh
- That's pretty heavy
- That was 28 years ago
- Right so how many kids to you have then?
- **** knows, but that is why they call me Terry Tibbs. Thankyou goodnight.