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Original post by Milf Hunter
"Excuse me ma'am, are you an assignment due tomorrow?....Because i'm about to do you all night"


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Reply 21
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Original post by Milf Hunter
"Excuse me ma'am, are you an assignment due tomorrow?....Because i'm about to do you all night"


More like "I'm going to attempt to do you all night and then cry in the morning when I can't finish"
I find you very 1/cos(c)
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get :')
Have you been to the British Museum? Cus i'm going to steal you tonight.
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I have more penetrating power than gamma rays
Reply 27
Are you Graphite with 5V of potential difference across you because baby you're glowing :wink:
Reply 28
I'm a bit short on alpha amylase, could I borrow some of yours?
Original post by DanteTheDoorKnob
Have you been to the British Museum? Cus i'm going to steal you tonight.


Don't worry, you won't find the bigoted nationalists here to argue with you, they're so stupid they probably would have got confused half way through
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves
Reply 31
Cum study with me.. Banter

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