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Soo how many times a day to you poo?

What's you schedule guys?

I personally only poo once a day, like clockwork.

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Original post by sarahm24
What's you schedule guys?

I personally only poo once a day, like clockwork.


About 2-3
Maximum once! Sometimes not even then!
Original post by sarahm24
What's you schedule guys?

I personally only poo once a day, like clockwork.


Not sure if serious .....
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Guaranteed if I posted something like this in the Chat section it would get taken down for mature content or something.
2 times usually. 3 for a treat.
Original post by sarahm24
What's you schedule guys?

I personally only poo once a day, like clockwork.


Never in the office toilets though :wink:
I poo once every 3 days ish, it's not like I forceably keep them in I just don't feel the need to go. I'm not the kind of bloke to sit on a toilet 15 minutes and squeeze a few maltesers out every morning and evening.
They say some of the most important decisions in life are made on the toilet. I usually check my emails and facebook on the toilet.
Only once every 2-3 days? Trust me, I'm never constipated just VERY slow digestion :s-smilie:
Original post by SoggyCabbages
I poo once every 3 days ish, it's not like I forceably keep them in I just don't feel the need to go. I'm not the kind of bloke to sit on a toilet 15 minutes and squeeze a few maltesers out every morning and evening.


You need to be pooing at least once a day, maybe your diet hasn't got enough fibre in it.
Original post by momoneyme89
You need to be pooing at least once a day, maybe your diet hasn't got enough fibre in it.


They aren't funny looking/smelling poos I do. Normal looking lol. :biggrin: Everything seems to be fine down there.
Lol I don't know why I'm replying to this thread.

I have a poo at least once a day, sometimes two :wink:
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Normally once a day, sometimes 2. Maybe 3 on a rare occasion.

Original post by Davalla
Guaranteed if I posted something like this in the Chat section it would get taken down for mature content or something.


I made a thread a while ago about something poo-related and totally inoffensive. Got taken down within a few hours. TSR mods gon' TSR mod.
Original post by _4everfaithful__
Only once every 2-3 days? Trust me, I'm never constipated just VERY slow digestion :s-smilie:


More likely a lack of fibre.
Original post by momoneyme89
They say some of the most important decisions in life are made on the toilet. I usually check my emails and facebook on the toilet.


Ugh, nooooo, I refuse to have my belongings where I'm pooing :poo:
Original post by WoodyMKC
More likely a lack of fibre.


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Original post by PugDevil
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Eat your fibre, kids.

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