Why did the chicken cross the road?

"Police have issued an appeal for information about why a chicken was seen crossing the road in Dundee."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-37584873

Was it on its way to the chicken & chips shop?

Discuss.

Reply 1

Rhaenys10

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Original post by UWS

"Police have issued an appeal for information about why a chicken was seen crossing the road in Dundee."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-37584873

Was it on its way to the chicken & chips shop?

Discuss.

*Gordon Ramsay voice*

Because you didn't cook it well enough, you bloody idiot

Reply 2

username1539513

21

Original post by UWS

"Police have issued an appeal for information about why a chicken was seen crossing the road in Dundee."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-37584873

Was it on its way to the chicken & chips shop?

Discuss.

Must be a slow police day in Dundee; the more important question here is what will it go best with for dinner?

Reply 3

the bear

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Original post by UWS

"Police have issued an appeal for information about why a chicken was seen crossing the road in Dundee."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-37584873

Was it on its way to the chicken & chips shop?

Discuss.

nice cock

*

Reply 4

UWS

OP

21

Original post by the bear

nice cock

*

Don't choke the chicken :h:

Reply 5

Reality Check

22

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were chickens the other side who didn't know about his UKCAT and A level scores

Reply 6

FightToWin

14

Urgh, these jokes are fowl...

Reply 7

UWS

OP

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Original post by FightToWin

Urgh, these jokes are fowl...

That was eggcellent.

Reply 8

It's****ingWOODY

20

You guys with your jokes are clucking mad.

Reply 9

FightToWin

14

Original post by UWS

That was eggcellent.

Thank you.

I saw the chance to make that joke had been LAID out for me and I took it.

Dunno, brah.

Because he saw me on the other side and decided I would be alright to hang out with.

Reply 12

Orbital Rising

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To get hit by my car _{(Civic, a car you can trust)}and go to Allahu Snackbar paradise.

(edited 7 years ago)

Reply 13

username2705335

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To go to KFC :colonhash:

Reply 14

Chronoscope

Volunteer Section Leader

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to get to the other side but the kfc staff caught him and the chicken escaped...

Spoiler

Reply 15

oldercon1953

13

He never did cross the road. It was all a big yolk.

Reply 16

uberteknik

21

Has anyone tried asking the chicken?

Reply 17

Maths is Life

12

Original post by UWS

"Police have issued an appeal for information about why a chicken was seen crossing the road in Dundee."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-37584873

Was it on its way to the chicken & chips shop?

Discuss.

Because they were determined to achieve higher that their predicted grades.