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Congratulations to UWS!

@UWS has joined those special 11 gem people and wow, hasn't he earned it?! Please join me in congratulating him on achieving 11 Gems !





@the bear you were too slow bro :tongue:
(edited 7 years ago)

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Reply 1
Congrats @UWS! Very well deserved :yep:

Welcome to the cool club :tongue:
Well done @UWSApplicant I am proud
Congrats @UWS for all the bad jokes and puns, you truly are a gem :smile:
Congratulations @UWS!

:dance::banana2::banana::jive::macarena::nutcase:
Congrats :redface: @UWS
Getting green gems are becoming so common these days.

That I feel it no longer needs to be celebrated or congratulated.

The exclusivity is gone!
Original post by Legit Bad man
Getting green gems are becoming so common these days.

That I feel it no longer needs to be celebrated or congratulated.

The exclusivity is gone!

No room for such negativity in here you bad man :colone:
Join the party :party: :jebus:You never know, you could be next!
Yeah well down big boy
Original post by Legit Bad man
Getting green gems are becoming so common these days.

That I feel it no longer needs to be celebrated or congratulated.

The exclusivity is gone!


UWS Is Love UWS is Life.

I was only 9 years old I loved UWS so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to UWS every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.
UWS is love I say, UWS is life My dad overhears me and calls me a F-aggot.
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for UWS.
I called him a cu-nt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
Its UWS
I am so happy
He whispers in to ear "this is my student room."
He grabs me with his powerful malaysian hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for UWS
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for UWS
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please UWS
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
UWS looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now"
UWS leaves through my window.

UWS is love UWS is life.
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Reply 12
Thank you to everyone who has put up with my terrible humour! You're all amazing :h:

It's taken 6 years of my life to get here :moon:
Original post by UWS
Thank you to everyone who has put up with my terrible humour! You're all amazing :h:

It's taken 6 years of my life to get here :moon:


Not terrible :wink:
:hugs:And what a special day it is as well :congrats:
Congratulations mate 👍🏼
Original post by CheeseIsVeg
No room for such negativity in here you bad man :colone:
Join the party :party: :jebus:You never know, you could be next!


God forbid I reach 11 gems. It will just be evidence of how sad my life is.

Not that I don't live a sad life as it is.

But on display for the whole of TSR to observe.:zomg:
Original post by Legit Bad man
God forbid I reach 11 gems. It will just be evidence of how sad my life is.

Not that I don't live a sad life as it is.

But on display for the whole of TSR to observe.:zomg:


:colonhash:
Good Show UWS !!

do you want me to do a page as well ?

:holmes:*
Original post by CheeseIsVeg
:colonhash:


I apologise, I was referring to me.:frown:

Congratulations to @UWS.

You have been a great contribution to this forum room.:congrats:
Original post by UWS
Thank you to everyone who has put up with my terrible humour! You're all amazing :h:

It's taken 6 years of my life to get here :moon:


Now, where is the picture at? You promised. :colonhash:

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