Dumbest thing someone has said to you?

Joeyessex_

I had a friend who thought Standish was in Crewe

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Reply 1

Rum Ham

I have a few examples :teehee:

"Is Emmerdale set in Scotland?"

"So if today is 12/12/12, does that mean next year it'll be 13/13/13?"

"Is Catholicism a type of curry?"

:laugh:

Reply 2

MrsSheldonCooper

"If you're from Africa, why are you white?"

Reply 3

Welshstig

when you don't even know where or what Standish and Crewe are :facepalm:

Reply 4

KnowledgeIsBest

"the dinosaurs were made 100,000 years ago" :facepalm:

Reply 5

username2548927

A boy in my English class was once asked what 'irony' means and he replied with "Isn't that a metal".

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Reply 6

lamaragymnast

Aren't you meant to be black? (Because of my name)

(edited 7 years ago)

Reply 7

Plantagenet Crown

"How do you know when water is boiling?"

:confused:

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Reply 8

It's****ingWOODY

My nan spent her whole life thinking British beef came from bulls and buffalo. She genuinely had no idea it was cow meat. How even....

Reply 9

lamaragymnast

I've remembered another one.

Where's Wales?

Reply 10

retro_turtles

'I don't like you' like come on mate who we kidding here???

Reply 11

NotNotBatman

So many examples.
My friend said that scientists have probably moved the position of the earth so much that we're four months ahead and that's why the weather is always ****ed up.

And something that was intentionally dumb;

Me: "... He's not exactly Einstein" [or something along those lines]
Friend: "hmmm... Einstein, that guys dead isn't he??"
Me: "uhhh... yes"
Friend: " *scoffs* if he was such a genius he'd still be alive"

Reply 12

UnripenedTomato

"Is 2 an even number?"

Reply 13

username1539513

Original post by Joeyessex_

I had a friend who thought Standish was in Crewe

''I don't know to use a cashpoint, can you please help me?''

Reply 14

Wattsy

Is Ed Miliband a terrorist?

(When he was Labour leader)

Reply 15

Lockra

One girl who thought the moon literally changed shape and not that our perspective of it just changed...

Reply 16

suejiaiuo

My sister said:
"Isn't Brazil in the United States [Contentient]"

Reply 17

NotNotBatman

Here's one I said;
"What are those round things called, you know the big round things we are on".
The word I was looking for was planet. I forgot the word for planet :colonhash:

Reply 18

username1738583

have you had a haircut?
NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT JUST NATURALLY FALLS OUT

Reply 19

username2548927

Original post by homeland.lsw

have you had a haircut?
NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT JUST NATURALLY FALLS OUT

It's more of a conversational starter. It's less forward than going up to someone and saying "you got a haircut". It's obvious you got a haircut and this is the reason me including say this to people.

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