I agree. I've experienced a Man United game and came out thoroughly unimpressed.
ANYWAY.
NVgrime and I are talking about who'd win if the ten northernmost Premiership teams played the ten southernmost (I don't know the exact details of how the match-ups would work).
So:
North:
Man United
Man City
Bolton
Wigan
Liverpool
Everton
Sunderland
Burnley
Blackburn
Hull
vs
South:
Portsmouth
Chelsea
Arsenal
Fulham
West Ham
Spurs
Aston Villa
Birmingham
Stoke
Wolves
I reckon it'd be pretty close tbh, with the south maybe just about taking it, but anyway, I'll let you all fight about it.