If you don't wear trainers... what do you wear?!

should i wear shorts with my sandals. or will that cause too much of a health and safety issue when the girls go wild?

no! not loafers. loafers are for slimy, effeminate mediterranean men. not for english gentlemen. and certainly not for a real man like john wayne.
having said that wayne's countrymen do not all follow his splendid example. no, i'm afraid that the worst loafer-wearing nation in the world is america. god help me stay clear of east coast preppy boys in their tassled loafers. so flipping girly, it's not true.

http://www.asos.com/Fly-London/Fly-London-Abra-Square-Toe-Loafer/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=897881&cid=5771&sh=0&pge=4&pgesize=20&sort=2&clr=Black

They are wearable, but these are much better for going out in jeans with

http://www.asos.com/Fred-Perry-Laurel/Fred-Perry-Laurel-Carey-Toe-Shoes/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=1311403&cid=5771&sh=0&pge=4&pgesize=20&sort=2&clr=Blue

are you trying to mess with my mind?? the pair of loafers made me feel physically sick. fortunately the second pair of footwear was perfectly fine.

One man's vomit is another man's dinner.

Wow that was VERY well done actually.