What's the best lie you've ever told?

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Reply 20

Left Hand Drive

Anyone else keeping watch to see if Nick Clegg posts?

Reply 21

Kimbliboo

Original post by Left Hand Drive

Anyone else keeping watch to see if Nick Clegg posts?

Nick Clegg made an honest mistake! He's a really nice guy.

That was possibly the worst lie I've ever told.

The best was convincing my friend that the guy who worked at the corner shop had "inbredearonhead disorder" that made him grow an extra ear on his forehead. I got all my other friends to go into the shop and come out laughing pretending that they'd seen the ear... About a fortnight later she came up to me and said "KIMMI! That man proper doesn't have an extra ear on his head!!!" Hahaha.

Reply 22

Huskaris

The fact is, if you post a genuine lie here, which is a bad one, hence a big lie. You will get neg'd by TSR's moral crusaders.

Reply 23

mau5

Yes I've got the condom on.

Reply 24

SoulfulBoy

Original post by TheSmithsIndeed

As in, were you successful in telling the lie and what were you covering up?

:holmes:

Personally, I tell white lies on a regular basis, I've tried to stop...but I really can't...

A lie is a lie and liars are guilty.

Reply 25

SoulfulBoy

Original post by Broderss

i lied about being a virgin so i could take the virginity of this super hot girl and it was so worth it. never saw her again though but i don't really care to be honest. in fact it turns me on thinking how upset she must have been that i lied and exploited her innocence.

Pimpin.

Reply 26

SoulfulBoy

Original post by Sir_Vile_Minds

I've managed to convince every person I've spoken to that I exist.

Sir Vile Minds does not go the the same university as me because Sir Vile Minds does not exist. :smile:

Reply 27

SoulfulBoy

Original post by Huskaris

The fact is, if you post a genuine lie here, which is a bad one, hence a big lie. You will get neg'd by TSR's moral crusaders.

No. We no give u good rep. Funny sig! :biggrin:

Reply 28

Gulli

im a biscuit designer for mcvites.... you may have seen some of my work

Reply 29

Huskaris

Original post by SoulfulBoy

No. We no give u good rep. Funny sig! :biggrin:

Haha cheers. I believe your rep counts for nothing though as you have negative rep *sighs*

Why is it only other a*seholes that find me funny :-( haha

Reply 30

Blueflare

In my kleptomaniac phase I took this random coin from an exhibit in a museum during a school trip. One of the staff noticed and locked the room down while everyone looked for it. I "found" it on the floor. I was such a good child no one suspected me as the thief. :colonhash:

Reply 31

JazzyBär

convinced a 12 year old (friend of my little brothers) that his stomach was hurting because he was on his period, and that if he asked other guys about "Man Periods" that they will deny it's existence, because it's embarrassing.

I also convinced an elderly lady I was sat next to on a plane flying back to england from germany once, that I was a famous russian poet, and that I was born with 2 sets of genitals due to radiation in chernobyl. I love being good at accents.

Reply 32

SoulfulBoy

Original post by Huskaris

Haha cheers. I believe your rep counts for nothing though as you have negative rep *sighs*

Why is it only other a*seholes that find me funny :-( haha

I don't know about you, but I don't consider myself an *******. :rolleyes:

Reply 33

iBrass

I lied about lying in this thread....!

Reply 34

Huskaris

Original post by SoulfulBoy

I don't know about you, but I don't consider myself an *******. :rolleyes:

. Then people that aren't a*seholes enjoy humour too sometimes.
Let the joy be unconfined.

Reply 35

Mr. Orange

for a while i convinced a few of my friends that my middle name was Genghis

Reply 36

TheSownRose

Well, there's that summer that my friends believe I spent tornado chasing...

It starts like most things: I said it as a joke, they're naive and believed me, so I became curious to see how far I could take it until they'd stop believing me. Several harrowing tales about driving at 190mph with the tornado right behind us and using heavy-duty chains to secure ourselves in attempts to evade being sucked in (taken directly from Twister :hat2:

) later, and they still believe me ... so I really do have stupid friends.

Reply 37

Mm_Minty

That I saw a ghost of an old man in our shed and that it was him who let our hamster's cage door open.
I kept it up for so long I actually started to believe it myself and still have "memories" of seeing him in the shed :colonhash:

Reply 38