The pressures of being a "lad"

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Reply 20

Jake22

Let me translate:

Original post by Steezy

"Lad" = Virgin
"Banter" = Lies
"Swagger" = Going home at night and w@nking into a Pot Noodle whilst crying.

Reply 21

Deema

Original post by Steezy

What ever happened to personalities?

They died with the 90's; a slow, horrible, Tom's, All Saints, V-neck man-shirt death.

Reply 22

Riderz

Original post by Dude Where's My Username

Pressure? What pressure? Do you not have the ability to think and act for yourself? I don't get why people still live to impress other people......

This....... basically.

You'll get more "lad points" for being able to have a laugh but draw the line, and stand up for yourself when you do it, than just following on because of peer pressure.

Reply 23

InTomsWonderland

Your friends are idiots. Half of that **** probably isn't true, they're just desperate to look... cool I guess, when in reality in anyone else's eyes they just make themselves look like fools. I wouldn't aim to become like them. I wouldn't go near a guy like that.

Reply 24

RunLikeAFairy

Aw man, your mates sound pretty ignorant. They won't be getting any decent women near them with that....not without rohypnol anyway.
Don't be a 'lad', stick with how you are!

ps, sex with an girl who's underage and pregnant, wow, that's a good idea :|

Reply 25

AreYouDizzeeBlud_x

Any woman proving difficult to bed shall be referred to as a Nobstacle Course.

missionLAD

Reply 26

Tommyjw

Some of the most pathetic **** i've ever seen.

Getting 'points' for having sex with an under-age girl and getting her pregnant? Yay, good job for ruining your life bro. Lad right there.

/yawn.

Reply 27