Only a few minutes of actual pooing. It's the clean-up that's the key variable though as I'm a bit OCD about having a clean arse. I've had 2 one-wipe-wonders this week though so I'm in a good place.
It takes me about 5-10 seconds to poo. I've actually got a bit worried about this because it's always been the same time, and for years I never got the reference to people taking newspapers to read to the loo because I had no idea why. Is this normal? Does it mean something's wrong?
Depends where I am tbh and when. Sometimes I like to quickly go in and out, so like 2 minutes. Mostly, though, I like to relax and can sit in there for a good 15 minutes.
what the hell is relaxing about having a poo!
Though saying that sometimes it can be therapeutic especially if youve held it in all day!
Depends on whether or not the sport bit of the paper is any good. And how close it is to forcing its way through. No better feeling than getting to the toilet just ini time, sitting down and letting out a huge, satisfied sigh.