Will she laugh when she sees my tiny thingy?

I've been seeing a girl for just over three weeks and I'm worried she is going to want to have sex soon. Of course for most guys this would be fantastic, but for me, it's terrifying. I really like this girl, and I think she likes me too, but I'm sure that when she sees my penis she's going laugh and eventually dump me. To give a bit more detail it's only about 4 inches when erect (a little bit under). Now before people say that size doesn't matter and most girls don't care too much etc etc, I went on omegle and asked girls if they would give their honest opinion, and if they said yes, I the showed it to them. Every single one of them (about 10 different girls), burst out laughing. A couple even did that little finger sign to ridicule me! What if my girlfriend does the same? She wouldn't deliberately hurt me, she's not like that but for some reason girls just seem to think there's something inherently funny about a small penis, so she may well laugh inadvertently. Merely a grin from her will simply crush me.. but I can only put it off for so long before she starts suspecting something is wrong. I just don't know what to do. :frown:

Reply 1

_Shmiley

13

If she laughs, then she's not the one for you. Could always brush up on your oral skills to make for it :wink:

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Reply 2

Anonymous #1

OP

Original post by _Shmiley

If she laughs, then she's not the one for you. Could always brush up on your oral skills to make for it :wink:

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If it were you, do you think you would laugh when you saw it? And what if she does a bit but it's accidental and she apologises? I don't want to overreact and lose her for no good reason.

Reply 3

navarre

20

Original post by Anonymous

I've been seeing a girl for just over three weeks and I'm worried she is going to want to have sex soon. Of course for most guys this would be fantastic, but for me, it's terrifying. I really like this girl, and I think she likes me too, but I'm sure that when she sees my penis she's going laugh and eventually dump me. To give a bit more detail it's only about 4 inches when erect (a little bit under). Now before people say that size doesn't matter and most girls don't care too much etc etc, I went on omegle and asked girls if they would give their honest opinion, and if they said yes, I the showed it to them. Every single one of them (about 10 different girls), burst out laughing. A couple even did that little finger sign to ridicule me! What if my girlfriend does the same? She wouldn't deliberately hurt me, she's not like that but for some reason girls just seem to think there's something inherently funny about a small penis, so she may well laugh inadvertently. Merely a grin from her will simply crush me.. but I can only put it off for so long before she starts suspecting something is wrong. I just don't know what to do. :frown:

Being above average, I've never had this problem, nor will I ever. I would personally laugh if I saw a small penis, and I'm a guy. Some girls won't even notice and others will find it the funniest thing since Fawlty Towers.

Losing weight may help it look bigger if that's any help.

Reply 4

TheGoat

12

Original post by _Shmiley

If she laughs, then she's not the one for you. Could always brush up on your oral skills to make for it :wink:

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Reply 5

Anonymous #2

Okay, i've been in the same situation as your girlfriend will be (his was under 4inches though.... more like 2-3). I didn't know what to do when i saw his small penis. I just pretended nothing was wrong and carried on. I didn't even want to put it in my mouth (not because it was small, because he prem-ejaculated when i kissed his neck). When he penetrated me, i felt nothing... and i mean nothing, I just pretended and asked him to stop after a few minutes, pretended to get upset and said i wasn't over my ex yet (truth is i was). My god worst night ever.

What i'm trying to say is, if your girlfriend is a nice person and not a bitch, she'll just pretend its all fine, fake enjoy sex and act like its not a big deal. Aslong as she feels something !! it'll be okay !!!

Reply 6

Chumbaniya

17

You don't actually have to have sex if you're feeling 'terrified'. I know it's often expected that men are always up for it, but if you're uncomfortable with the idea of having sex then you shouldn't be doing it. If you wait until you're confident in her character and her feelings for you, then you'll greatly reduce the chance of your fears coming true. Once you know she genuinely cares about you it seems highly unlikely she'd laugh at you, and even if she is disappointed there are plenty of other things you can do to make sex good for her beyond having a big dick.

Reply 7

_Shmiley

13

I wouldn't say I would laugh, I mean it's gonna upset you if she did and if she actually likes you she wouldn't want to hurt your feelings.

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Reply 8

ilikeindra

If she laughs, so be it. She is entitled to her reaction.

to say size doesn't matter is something said to be PC, it's not fact.

Reply 9

fluttershy

9

I think it's another one where porn has a lot to answer for (although is not by a long way the only culprit), as boys and plenty of girls too get over the top ideas about what size a penis should be. What with that and the idea that the girl should be getting multiple screaming orgasms whilst he holds on for ages, no wonder boys are becoming effected with the same sort of boy and sexual issues that have been recognised in girls for some time. I'm not that old, but i remember my first time was awkward and not that good, but was still fun and a bit of a laugh, and things just got better and better. Neither of us had any real preconceptions of what to expect, so neither of us were that disappointed or surprised. I can't say it was the first time i'd seen a penis, having seen the odd family member or friend's, but it was the first time I'd seen one up close and personal, so I really had nothing to judge on.

Reply 10

salty_candy

12

I know it will be awkward, but you should talk to her about it before you have sex, so it isn't a surprise for her. I certainly would never laugh at a person for something like that, if I actually knew and cared for the person. On Omegle, I'm not gunna lie I'd probably laugh just because it's the internet and somehow different.
I don't think she'll care to be honest. Use your tongue/whatever

Reply 11

Cressida

6

I think it is down to the female tbh, I would have no problem with it and would actively prefer a smaller size due to anatomical preference. Don't trust the internet, if she likes you, she likes you. Other things come secondary.

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